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Stephanie Diamond's avatar

I received my Catzeine in the mail! Did not disappoint. And I got one of my Etsy orders already. I've got books and SpacePig on the way, too. Thank you for a great list!

I think I'm finally ready to add "get that shop up and running in time for next year's list" to my list.

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Stephanie Diamond's avatar

I also want to say thank you to everyone who shopped local, small, and/or independent last weekend! I work at a small store and we had our biggest sales day in the store's 15-year history with our Shop Local Saturday sale, and our Cyber Monday sale became the 5th-highest sales day for the store. Something is definitely different this year.

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N L Lewis's avatar

Kat Glazewski (the artist behind Kat Jewelry Design) reports that Wonkfolk have already more than QUADRUPLED her usual Etsy traffic compared to the past two weeks.

Her delighted parental unit (i.e., me) thanks you all for your support!

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Tessie's avatar

Your friend Tessie has brand-new and gently used stuff on her eBay selling page: T-shirts, winter gloves, men's dress shirts, stocking stuffers and more:

https://www.ebay.com/mys/active/rf/container_sort=TIME_LEFT_NEWLY_LISTED&container_filter=ALL&container_limit=25

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Cock Blockula's avatar

What a talented group of fuckaducks!

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Miri Stone's avatar

How awesome to see my friend TK Eldridge listed here 💙 Her books are amazing — you should see the book cover wall with her whole collection, such an achievement — and she hosts her indie author NL here on substack too 🥳

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TK Eldridge's avatar

Thanks lovey!

Y'all should check out Miris books too!

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VaselineHabits's avatar

League Eagle covers all the Trump I'll eagles:

https://youtu.be/hybL-GJov7M?si=sVNn9H-NBMisPE83

So, like no one can charge him for anything? Removed him for ANY of these MANY things?

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YaJagoff's avatar

Only 40 minutes?

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Skye Marthaler's avatar

Thank you Rebecca and thank you Wonkettariat for checking out and supporting Rooftops of America! I appreciate it!

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Alternative Dog's avatar

In my opinion, we could have nipped our problem in the bud four years ago.

‘𝗙𝗼𝗮𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆’: 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝗕𝗼𝗹𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝟮𝟳-𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗷𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺

𝘉𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘥𝘪𝘦-𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/nov/28/support-dissolves-as-jair-bolsonaro-starts-jail-term

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Lora Loomer went to Brazil?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I'll even pay to rent a Porta-Potty in front of Orangini's prison so the MAGAs can pee.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Meh, that's what beer bottles are for.

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Tessie's avatar

Well... It WAS beer, a couple hours ago...

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Craig Nixon's avatar

UPS drivers the nation over are silently nodding.

I mean, one would hope it's still Gatorade bottles, and not beer in the truck...

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vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

all gone, like tears in the rain

time to die

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RRJKR's avatar

A powerful monologue delivered by Iconic actor Rutger Hauer. Hauer actually rewrote the lines the night before filming. Cinematic history!

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Devon Williams's avatar

None of these I could see myself gifting out, but I enjoyed the cookbook that you linked last time, might get that if I can't think of anything better.

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Alpaca22's avatar

Am going to buy a sweatshirt with the George Carlin quote " Anyone can be President in America and that is the fucking problem"

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Alpaca22's avatar

Does any wonker use Nord VPN? Am researching VPN's and they have a good deal at the moment

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I've heard nothing but good stuff about Nord.

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oblivias's avatar

I use Nord. It's fine. I also use their password manager. It's also fine.

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aktlib101's avatar

I do.

Pretty good, no complaints here

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I do. Just had to upgrade my router and kind of wish I’d gone with one of the ones that come with two free years of Nord, as in the long run, it would have been cheaper than the router I chose instead.

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PRW's avatar

"Your friend AM makes pottery! For your pots!" I am having trouble finding the chillums ...

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Mysterysurf's avatar

In other news, Time Magazine is still a thing.

'𝗠𝗮𝗱𝗲-𝘂𝗽 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲' 𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗹𝘀 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗴𝗮𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗲

𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘜.𝘚. 𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/beaverton-dupes-time-hoekstra-9.6996328

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vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

The 'Beaver of the Year' award should have tipped Time Magazine off...

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

A made-up quote that could easily have been real, and still might end up being so.

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Colleen's avatar

Wow! I've only looked at one of the sites and immediately had to order something for the Daughter! I can't wait to check out the rest of these ideas.

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MorganX's avatar

@Shananigan: I replied to yr cat behavior question. I have some cat whisperer cred, yes, but I have seen this due to my suggested cause.

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YaJagoff's avatar

"Over the next couple of years, I think we'll substantially be cutting and maybe cutting out completely, but we'll be cutting income tax. Could be almost completely cutting it because the money we're taking in is going to be so large," Trump told U.S. military service members on a video call.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Let's switch to a consumption tax. Nobody has ever thought of this, like groceries. At least it'll be good for the environment since it will reduce consumption.

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helenasgarden's avatar

Cutting taxes only for the uber rich. Can't fool me!

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schmannity's avatar

That and NFT sales

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gallbladder's avatar

And when he say's "we're," he means himself.

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R. Riddle's avatar

Babbling fucking dementia-addled felon rapist sez wut?

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gallbladder's avatar

Absolutely nothing.

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Desperate attempt to save the midterms, random brain rancid fart, or somehow Grover Norquist snuck into his bedroom and whispered his Christmas list into the Orange Fucker's ear?

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Tessie's avatar

"Desperate attempt to save the midterms"

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So, sending the military to invade American cities and attack civilians turned out NOT to be the crowd-pleaser they somehow thought it would be?

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YaJagoff's avatar

Is whispered a euphemism for farting?

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

You know me so well!

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Mysterysurf's avatar

I'll take "Things That Will Never Happen" for $500.

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InMyRoom's avatar

The math does not work. Just does not.

Unless the tariff taxes are 100%+ on everything.

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irish379's avatar

even then the math doesn't work

during the campaign when he floated this bullshit serious people estimated the tariffs would have to be 120% at a minimum

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Math has thinking and Arabic numbers, thus it is woke and must be avoided at all costs by these fuckers.

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The Wanderer's avatar

The brain bubbles are getting worse.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

They're still working out the dosages. They went overboard before the Mamdani meeting ...

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