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borninatrailer's avatar

Lintos - The Creep Maker!

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

NOBODY expects the Sp - oh are we resetting again?

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accidental housewife's avatar

All the upvotes!

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

okay, so amid being a very broken person this week because my mother is a very broken person who needs a lot of help, I missed the results of the special election on Saturday--Boris Miles won. :( but we'll still have Miss T in the house.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

These guys who are such unmitigated horndogs that they have to go after everything with a vagina they're not married to do know that areas filled with politicians are also filled with prostitutes who will handle just about any need for a reasonable convenience fee, right?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Better than having the stage littered with panties and can'ts.

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accidental housewife's avatar

It's good that you still have Miss T in the House. I suspect she doesn't suffer fools. So there's that.

I'm sorry your mother is so broken. I know what that's like.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Plus, he's a Republican legislator from Tennessee. Remember, they voted for Victoria Jackson.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

George Bush before the Dallas memorial. Also, before Laura put her foot down and made him change.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He would have been better off using his campaign donations for prostitutes.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I reserve judgement until I know what sort of beer he offered. If it was Budweiser Lime, uh, no.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Damned six-pointed stars! Them people control everything.

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BadKitty904's avatar

Oh, GOD...

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phoenix00's avatar

Boxer Gummi Bear?Smarties Pants?Cargo Shorts Caramilk?

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phoenix00's avatar

With a straitjacket and a chastity belt?

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

Are there no pros in Nasheville?

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