Seems legit Gosh, it seems like FOREVER since yr Wonkette has gotten to DC-gossip about some legislator getting his ween where it don't belong, so thanks, Tennessee! The Volunteer State served up a doozy of a point-and-laugh experience late last week, when we were all too busy freaking out about horrific tragedy to properly take notice. A Republican legislator named Jeremy "Pants Candy" Durham is in Deep Trouble for sexxx-related reasons, and he seems absolutely delightful!
okay, so amid being a very broken person this week because my mother is a very broken person who needs a lot of help, I missed the results of the special election on Saturday--Boris Miles won. :( but we'll still have Miss T in the house.
These guys who are such unmitigated horndogs that they have to go after everything with a vagina they're not married to do know that areas filled with politicians are also filled with prostitutes who will handle just about any need for a reasonable convenience fee, right?
Lintos - The Creep Maker!
NOBODY expects the Sp - oh are we resetting again?
All the upvotes!
okay, so amid being a very broken person this week because my mother is a very broken person who needs a lot of help, I missed the results of the special election on Saturday--Boris Miles won. :( but we'll still have Miss T in the house.
These guys who are such unmitigated horndogs that they have to go after everything with a vagina they're not married to do know that areas filled with politicians are also filled with prostitutes who will handle just about any need for a reasonable convenience fee, right?
Better than having the stage littered with panties and can'ts.
It's good that you still have Miss T in the House. I suspect she doesn't suffer fools. So there's that.
I'm sorry your mother is so broken. I know what that's like.
Plus, he's a Republican legislator from Tennessee. Remember, they voted for Victoria Jackson.
George Bush before the Dallas memorial. Also, before Laura put her foot down and made him change.
He would have been better off using his campaign donations for prostitutes.
I reserve judgement until I know what sort of beer he offered. If it was Budweiser Lime, uh, no.
Damned six-pointed stars! Them people control everything.
Oh, GOD...
Boxer Gummi Bear?Smarties Pants?Cargo Shorts Caramilk?
With a straitjacket and a chastity belt?
Are there no pros in Nasheville?