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kmblue187's avatar

Dersh's brain at about half the rate of Trump's. Or maybe more?

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Ella's avatar

I dunno what kind of pierogis you are eating but if my potato-filled dumplings come in a flaky crust I have some serious questions

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Eric Anderson's avatar

Two words: "Masterpiece Cakeshop"...Conservatives DID THIS TO THEMSELVES. Congratulations.

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JCfromNC's avatar

All I wanted was a pierogi

Just one pierogi

And he wouldn't give it to me

Just one pierogi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ

Suicidal Tendencies, "Institutionalized"

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Pam Sibley's avatar

You can’t use “conservative” and “class” together.

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vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Oh Dersh, keep your damned underwear on

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Margo Lindsey's avatar

Boo hoo, Dersh so offended he calls the pierogi vendor a raging anti semite for spurning his business. No Dersh, like everyone else, he just hates your guts.

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kckitty's avatar

Wut is a pierogi? (We do not have them in the Midwest) Thanks!

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Regret's avatar

Dough filled with food. Like ravioli but bigger. Like a steamed bun but less fluffy dough.

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

I...the Midwest is basically pierogi central. Am I too tired to catch sarcasm?

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Sally Gombita's avatar

I had delicious pierogies for dinner. Suck. It, Dersh!

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Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

So - pierogi. Is that singular, or plural? Both? Is the plural "pierogis", "pierogies", "pierogii", or just "pierogi" (like the plural of "moose" is "moose")? Is singular "pierogus"? SO. VERY. MANY. QUESTIONS....

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Fuck Dersh - that scum worked to get OJ off the hook. Oh, and hung around with a pedophile and accepted "massages" from underage girls.

And accusing the current government of Israel of ethnic cleansing isn't the same as antisemitism, in all truth it's attempting to head off a crime against humanity but then again Dersh isn't about morals or justice.

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kckitty's avatar

I have read that he is knee deep in the pedo files of Epstein.

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Maybe's avatar

First, as a word-nut, I am going to point out that Arabs and Palestinians are Semitic groups, just like Jews.

Second, being against Israel and its war crimes has nothing to do with anti-Semitism or anti-Judaism. It is about being against slaughter and violence and racial cleansing. What Hamas did was horrible. They killed over a thousand people and they deserve to be retaliated against. Israel has killed tens of thousands of Palestinians who were not part of Hamas and subjected more tens of thousands to starvation, disease, violence, having their homes and infrastructure destroyed so they've little to come back to, and being concentrated in camps as they were driven south.

I would like Israel a lot better right now if they practiced the religion they claim. There is nothing in the Talmud that endorses Israel's horror show. In fact, Netanyahu is to Jews what trumpy is to Christians--a total phony who uses religion as a shield and an excuse.

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Fender Deluxe's avatar

I haven’t read through all of the responses, but I must point out:

Pierogi is the plural.

Pierog is the singular.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Sally Gombita's avatar

Nobody has ever had a single pierogi. It's unpossible.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

What is this, Latin?

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

You know who else couldn’t get a pierogi? Jeffrey Epstein.

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Andrea R's avatar

I desperately now want to run a pierogi stand only so I can refuse to sell one to that asshole. I have no idea how to make a pierogi so I’d feel bad for anybody else that bought one. But worth it.

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Regret's avatar

It's dough filled with something and boiled. There, now you do know.

Usually the dough is a circle folded double.

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Andrea R's avatar

I’ve eaten them before just don’t trust that I would make a quality one

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

The important to remember about all the slings and arrows Dersh has endured is that he’s a former client of Epstein’s.

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