You know what is a terrific way to waste millions of dollars? Teaching kids that the only thing they need to know about sex is to just not do that. If you're looking to invest money in something proven to be utterly ineffective, and in fact harmful, abstinence-only education is the thing for you.
Librulz hate babbies!
Maybe we could even STOP GIVING THEM MONEY.
At least the babbies eventually shut up. And grow up.