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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Wait a couple months. My rhubarb is coming up bigly this spring!

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Just desperate women, is my guess.

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Jacob Prescott's avatar

At this point, I think it would be wise to check the Fox News basement for a child sex ring or humans carved up into steaks.....frankly I wouldn't be all that suprised

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

WHAT AN ASSHOLE.

That is all.

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azeyote's avatar

i'm surprised Ailes didn't have a blonde wet t-shirt contest on the under card -

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

Only way to fix Fox is blow it up and start over.

FTFY.

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

I was there a little earlier when Jay Buehner had his first home game with the M's; and hit like three home runs.

I wasn't a baseball fan before that day, but I'd gone with a couple real knowledgeable fans from work on free tickets in great seats and they really made the game come alive for me. Good times.

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chortlingdingo's avatar

I don't trust people who let the fork scrape against their teeth.

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

"Don't call me a racist. Some of my best employees are black!"

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Querolous's avatar

Hanging grammar nerd?

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Jan Ness's avatar

Well, that hasn't been reported YET! Waiting for multiple shoes to drop.

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Jan Ness's avatar

And they sell pizza on the side...

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Slightly insensitive in a racial matter? Fox? News? Fox News?

I'm shocked! Yeah, not all that much.

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Lamashtar's avatar

They used to have that one unpleasant woman with dark hair..she's suing them now too, I think?

Also, Judge Pirro. She makes up for her dark hair by being more unpleasant than everyone else.

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Norbrook's avatar

Here's one of my real examples. We have to turn in set of reports weekly. Every supervisor (and I'm one) knows what reports are supposed to be turned in that week, and how they're supposed to be organized when we do that. State HQ came down with a new 3 part form which was added to the pile, detailing which forms were to be turned in, and the order they were supposed to be organized into. When we got it, the first thought that ran through all our minds (we talk to each other) was "OK, who fucked up, and did it badly enough that we have a new form?" Then there's the new classes we all have to take, not at once, mind you, but scattered throughout the year. Not so bad for me and my assistant, but my staff is seasonal. So I have to explain to the training division that the reason my staff didn't take a class was because they weren't on staff when the course was offered. (sigh)

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Black Cat's avatar

But are we actually shocked that the woman accused of bad acts was quietly fired, while the men were all allowed to cry "I never" before getting a nice golden parachute?

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