I Went to the Ronald Reagan Awards Gala and All I Got Was this Lousy Turncoat
Possible Zell Miller pick-up lines:
•"I'm interested in some unilateral action."
•"I wish we lived at a time when you could knock me over the head and carry me back to your cave."
•"I challenge you to a duel. . . in my hotel room."
•"I hate terrorists."
•"You are so brave to risk people you already disagree with not liking you like that."
•"I think there's a traitor in my pants, want to help me hunt him down?"
•"Does little Zell also bend to the right?"
They all work.
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