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TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

🎢 Swish paff I wuz takin’ a baff 🎢

Menotsure's avatar

I woke up this morning

And just had to howl

With laughter at the antics

Of a break dancing owl.

Kay Ducky's Booze Clues's avatar

Nice feather duster impression.

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

"I meant to do that!"

kmblue187's avatar

Baby owl is rollin' with it.

PoDG follows the 92%'s avatar

"I meant to do that."

kmblue187's avatar

Cats say that too when they run into a wall. ;)

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

"Give a hoot, don't pollute!"

Sam Crish's avatar

What was the issue with the Dolly obituary? I missed it.

Wayne Allen's avatar

Apparently it wasn't worshipful enough?

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

We have a Spiderman in Minneapolis?

I need to get downtown more often.

Jack Long needs to stay away. Seems like Texas might be a better place for his hate.

tehbaddr's avatar

the human ai billboard is really very terrible

Skye Marthaler's avatar

I read the Dolly Parton obit Erik did around 3am. My take on it was it felt incomplete. It had a very abrupt ending. It felt like two thirds of a write up, (country music legend, American capitalist, missing part) What it really needed for a strong closer was to touch on her philanthropy particularly her literacy program. As all humans are she was a complex individual. One thing is certain though the world is a lesser place with her gone.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

It just seemed, to me, way out of place to be published here where so many people, including regular authors, have such great respect for her.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

It was missing everything I truly admired her for.

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

If you're getting an ad on the Star Tribune article (I was) here's an Archive link

https://archive.is/yt49N

marydn's avatar

Billionaires like Chris Mark are exactly why we need to tax them. I mean besides doing good things for others with the money. That man was creepy as fuck and has way more money than decency and common sense. With less money available maybe he wouldn't be so creepy and, I assume, dangerous. Maybe he is just eccentric but I kind of doubt it. People with that kind of money are definitely prone to seeing how far they can go and what they can get away with because they feel invincible. Scary stuff.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

So you don't think inviting women to his castle so he can watch them to have sex is humanitarian if he's feeding them?

Trespassers Will's avatar

How fitting, the burrowing owls accompanying posts about the Bay Area.

Shocktreatment's avatar

𝘈𝘒𝘒𝘒𝘯π˜₯ ANOTHER thing!

...Hennepin County DA Mary Moriarty says they (The awful people)coordinated their giant N-WORD banner with the cops, so everything’s really stupid and dumb...

Soooo, Moriarty's office tacitly permitted a fellow, known to be a provocateur, with a sign featuring a term as laden with history and vile intent as that one to incite a riot, provoke violence, and disrupt public safety.

Heads should be rolling right now.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I find it hard to believe they gave him a permit to drive on the sidewalk where people were standing. It's some bullshit that the cops allowed him to do that while pointing their guns at the people on the sidewalk.

PrimerGray's avatar

His peaceful protesting at the Capitol was what tipped the scale.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Yeah, I asked last week "who brings a baseball bat to a peaceful protest?" and it turns out it's him!!!

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

At least it wasn't advocating giving kids free lunch at school. That would be divisive!

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

So, is the Dolly obit lost to the interwebs forever? Or are we getting an upgraded replacement later?

Trespassers Will's avatar

I’d take the deleted one as-is (as-was?).

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Technical Trivial Note: Under most circumstances it is Captain America's job to coldcock nazi scumbags on sight. Also too, Spiderman in Minneapolis? The webslinger normally patrols New York City. But we are in abnormal times and Captain America is probably busy with nazis at DHS.

I will overlook the technical errors and hoist a big mug of joe to honor Peter Parker for his guts and his right jab.

MRK's avatar

Spider-Man is based in NYC, but when Nick Fury needs help with Nazis, everyone comes running.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

There really is something about a man with an eyepatch! Something that says 'You better come running when I say "RUN". (Nick did start his career riding herd on a bunch of lazy, good for nothing, goldbricks who were better suited to work in the mess hall! But at the end of the day and Hitler was dead there wasn't a better crew of friends to have a good time with!)

desimomo's avatar

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe there's a scene in The Bodyguard where they're in a bar and JOHN DOE is singing I Will Always Love You on the jukebox. So even in the context of the movie Whitney's version isn't the original.

tehbaddr's avatar

Nice sign there Jake! Expect to get punched a lot, you fucking Nazi!

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Oy. The 'I love black people but hate [n-words]' thing is directly taken from Chris Rock's 1996 Bring the Pain HBO special. Of all the things that a black person can say but a white person can't - hell, it barely even makes sense when a white person says it - that is the can't-sayest. The degree of willful cluelessness it takes to not realize that is unfathomable to me. It's more likely just unalloyed racism masquerading as something else.

MRK's avatar

It's also one his bits that hasn't aged well.

Skye Marthaler's avatar

On a side note there is a lot of 90s comedy routines that haven't.

PrimerGray's avatar

Who is funding Jake Lang? He doesn't appear to work so he must be one of those "takers" about which the bootstraps brigade blarps vociferously.

He needs to be incarcerated because his repeated violent behavior. The GOP is soft on crime. Let the word go forth, Democrats.

Ellen_D, domestic terrorist's avatar

I propose we rename Lake Erie as Lake Trump because it's the shallowest. Bonus feature: toxic algae blooms.

wobbly's avatar

Just call the lampreys "Trumpfish".