'I Will Refrain From Your Degrading Views In The Future'

Somehow it seems unlikely that this dude, who vows not to read Wonkette ever again, has read much of it in thepast.

Subject: Disgraceful

From: Jerry to tips

Your recent article on Official Romney Portrait Unveiled is disgraceful. I will refrain from your degrading views in the future.

It's precisely this sort of closed-mindedness that prevents wider distribution of much-needed rectal spindles to populations in need. The disgrace is not ours, but YOURS,SIR.