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Sally Lunn's avatar

" without nearly enough/ obscene imprecations for our taste "

Comedy gold !

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Putin's goal of putting the US Constitution into the shredder proceeds apace.

eo's avatar

Dok, I love your headline. It's worthy of The Onion.

JR's avatar

Hearing Bovino shout "Gas is coming" before tossing one the other day, wouldn't put it past these Nazis to start pumping gas into ppls dryer vents. Yeah that gas.

el duderino's avatar

They’re violating all the amendments, not just the fourth. The Constitution is just ornamental at this point

Cincinnatus's avatar

"The Americans have the Pituffik Space Base (pronounced Bee-doo-FEEK) in northwestern Greenland."

Well, there goes that joke.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

In honor of Attorney Jack Smith, I may change my handle to Deranged Animal Mighty Little Dog, or something

Whale Chowder's avatar

Some ICE goon is going to end up getting shot and then oh lordt, the shit will hit the fan, mark my words.

Michael Bowen's avatar

Sadly, that's exactly what they want.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet. But then they aren't exactly targeting "Stand Your Ground" communities, are they?

Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

I mean they can try that, but some states have the Castle Doctrine, so it sounds like a great way to get agents killed which is probably what they want

NABear's avatar

What will be really weird is in states like Arizona where self-defense generally can't be used for charges coming from resisting arrest against law enforcement trying to effectuate an arrest, even when the arrest is unlawful. Do you know or should know a law enforcement officer is trying to make an arrest when an unmarked, masked agent busts down your door after shouting ICE 2 seconds before they do so? Is their act of force in violation of the 4th Amendment such to make it "excessive force" and therefore allow self defense? And if you can't plead self-defense, could a jury nonetheless just nullify the shit out of the charges?

Whale Chowder's avatar

Thanks to my talent of writing without scrolling first, I just said roughly the same thing above.

Sherry's avatar

Also we can expect this. One day we may be a Harry Buttle instead of Harry Tuttle: Sorry for the commercials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSQ5EsbT4cE

Sherry's avatar

God I hate these people with the strength of a 1000 suns. Seriously, I fantasize about putting a mask on my face, doing cosplay as an ICE officer with a like minded group and breaking into THEIR homes disappearing their loved ones to a safe house with no contact. It's like the movie Brazil where they get Harry Buttle instead of Harry Tuttle and only leave a receipt.

Stephen St John's avatar

I'll tell you this: I will NEVER, EVER forgive the people that voted for Trump. EVER! They're a stain on this once great country.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

My fantasies would get me ban-hammered

Rocket Cat and Last Free Folk's avatar

Liberal IDF paratroopers?

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

What strategic genius decided to attack Minnesota in the winter?

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Not unlike the Germans attacking Russia in the winter.

Rocket Cat and Last Free Folk's avatar

The same genius behind the January Greenland invasion.

VwllssWndr's avatar

Literally Hitler?

Lady Tavestock's avatar

My house has been booby-trapped.

So, don't come in. Please, don't come in...

Michael Bowen's avatar

I think there are some creative solutions in the Home Alone movies.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Shotgun shell on a tripwire, enter at your own risk.

VwllssWndr's avatar

Micro Machines on the floor.

eo's avatar

Hell, I have *Legos* on the floor. I hope the ICE goons take their shoes off at the door after they break it down.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I don't much care for the dubious sense of security owning a firearm provides me at this fucked up point in time.

Rocket Cat and Last Free Folk's avatar

They have measles and sonic weaponry

The G-7 Experience's avatar

The Cane of Justice in your right hand and the Blunt of Right in your left (as meant to be) will be your shields!

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

I'd be better as a body fucking up the situation....

Mysterysurf's avatar

Yeah, the math doesn't really work for me.