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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. No one would sign up for that OnlyFans, unless their fetish is vomiting on themselves. 🤮

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Juan Hugo Tobay Robles is Ecuadorian. Now I understand why they trampled on International Law and attacked the Ecuador Consulate in Minneapolis.

Khavrinen's avatar

Our friend Liz Dye just dropped a video about that case they attempted to use as an excuse to arrest Don Lemon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk8EdmCZ2uY

"M"'s avatar

The KKKlan Act

Literally

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Hank Napkin's avatar

There's a "Director"????????

lordpnut's avatar

Ten large says that a majority if not most Deportment of Hegel's Shithole "recruits" hav no problem with selling a little vegan baby butthole out the back door if it helps them feed the monkey.

Hank Napkin's avatar

This reminds of the time.... no. No, I guess it doesn't.

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

𝘈𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺’𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘩𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴’ 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 10 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺.

There is one particular goon in one of the Pretti videos who immediately slinks away with his head down the moment he hears the first shot, like, nope, don't wanna be a party to this clusterfuck.

kmblue187's avatar

Isn't he the one who had Pretti's gun? RUN AWAY!

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

And in the murder of Renee Good a fully attired thug standing about 25 feet from the scene is shown dropping to the pavement when he heard the gunshots. He pulled himself together before he'd gotten all the way down, but no doubt he was nervous.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

"I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass. And I am all out of bubblegum."

— SNL Cold Open "J.D. Vance" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvX_02EGYl0

Nemo's avatar

If Juan Tobay Robles isn't released when Todd Lyons comes to court, Judge Schiltz should throw his ass in the slammer immediately. Contempt of court can't be tolerated. Hennepin County jail will be just fine. And make sure that everyone in the jail knows why he is there.

swmnguy's avatar

They released Mr. Robles yesterday, so Lyons get off scot-free, with impunity for his criminal behavior.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Think of how much we've normalized and accepted in this past year, who would have thought that we'd be negotiating how much storm troop behavior we are willing to justify legally and tolerate? When Kamala said this will happen, people thought she was fear mongering.

https://thegrio.com/2026/01/26/before-minnesota-kamala-harris-warned-about-trump-turning-against-u-s-citizens/

SethTriggs's avatar

Also a good way to think of the phrase "normalization of deviance."

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

“ICE recruits don’t get that $50,000 bonus at signup, the government is not dumb. The money is a pre-tax amount broken into payments over four years, and if you drop out before two years, you have to pay the bonuses back, and still owe the income taxes.”

Yep. That’s why they are so desperate to arrest anyone they can. They have to meet quotas or they can get fired and they also get abduction bonuses. They are mostly making 20 bucks and hour and I bet reimbursement for hotels and gas and other expenses is a nightmare of red tape. I bet they barely break even. I also think there is a hierarchy of ICE goons where they form alliances to help boost their chances to make abductions. They’re all battling eachother for dollars. That’s why it’s all such a mess.

That’s why they are often seen stealing shit. I still think the guy in the gray coat with Pretti’s initial intent was to steal and sell the gun.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

In the last week or two I've seen reports that two people detained by ICE, both citizens, were driven away and released hours later.

Both were relieved of their cell phone. Both later found their cell phone had been sold at phone kiosks.

Every person who has been for real detained in facilities has probably had his or her phone stolen and sold.

I'm about at the point that I'm thinking I won't vote for any presidential candidate who doesn't swear on his children that all of the ICEsturmabteilung will be tried, and that those who committed murder will be hanged -- from those we saw gunned down on the street to the ones who let detainees die at detention centers.

Also, I bet damn near every one of those losers beats his wife and/or dog.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

It’s just a free for all. It’s not like any of them were decent people before they signed up. Now they just have a license to steal.

kmblue187's avatar

Nobody decent would want to work for ICE.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

“…which would you rather: Join ranks with the goons who keep firing off multiple rounds of rubber and metal bullets and gas in close proximity to your face, or live an honest life selling your butthole on OnlyFans?”

I’m not sure it’s an either-or choice here…but if those were my options my pink pucker would be on full display. (Sorry for that visual…)

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Selling? How about Rent-To-Own?

lmurr's avatar

"Say hello to my little friend. His name is Donald."

goCatgo's avatar

Well Pilgrim, sumtimes ya just gotta do whut ya just gotta do.

RocktonSam's avatar

When your out of Schlitz, your out of gusto

eo's avatar

I like the MST3K version: When you're out of slits, you're out of pier.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

Wow, I had forgotten those ads and now I will hear that tune ALL DAY.

paperlesstiger's avatar

The press is failing us again. Alongside their helpful articles about how to live without any money, they need to add in some tips about how to survive attacks by Nazi Brown Shirts in a police state. Get hip to Trump's America, media.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Maybe Bari's UBS News can give some - "The More You Know" or "Schoolhouse Rock" to give us advice about surviving ICE CPB encounters?

"M"'s avatar

They're not going to do that because they're owned by White billionaires who don't want you to see the truth

To learn those things, you're going to have to learn to listen to Black people and let Black people lead

and I don't mean "push them to the front of the protest like sacrificial lambs", either

Tough medicine for White progressives, but that's the choice

and if you're a real patriot who believes in multicultural democracy, you really already know it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WptX5i2_O1U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByE9K0YWzts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiC_nfCqaBY

swmnguy's avatar

I'd love to have some tips about how to survive attacks from Nazi Brown Shirts in a police state.

I fly home from Orlando tomorrow, so such info may come in handy.

My operating thesis to this point is to 1) hide, b) run like a mofo, 3) carry a whistle at all times, D) maybe buy and install a GoPro to mount on the dashboard of my car and wear like Flava Flav's alarm clock everywhere I go, connected to my cell phone data to stream to cloud storage.

I grew up in the sticks in a cold place where the power goes out, so I already hoard non-perishables.

A "10 Weird Tricks To Survive A Death-Squad Attack" listicle would be super-handy.

SkeptiKC's avatar

The fourth estate has failed the American people entirely. Only a select FEW independent new sites may be trusted to report appropriately verified, emperical truths on a timely basis.

"M"'s avatar

"The fourth estate has failed the American people entirely."

Because people didn't want to listen to those of us practically yelling "the antitrust laws are weak and their enforcement needs shoring up" when White billionaires were gobbling up all the mainstream media

People were telling us to "shut up" because it was "fine"

Parakeetist's avatar

Yeah.

I listen a lot to WMNF, which is out of Tampa. They have a lot of independent shows.

Pacifica Network still have stations, and they carry a lot of independent talk and shows as well.

There's also NPR.

[Redacted]'s avatar

The press? Yah mean TV? You Tube? Those blogs?

We don’t have “the press” any more. We have entertainment. That “press shit doesn’t do anything for ratings.

eo's avatar

Having grown up watching Walter Cronkite, it enrages me to see CBS News being turned into CBS Infotainment.

VwllssWndr's avatar

The press cares only about shareholders.

"M"'s avatar

It wasn't always like that

People didn't pay attention to those of us trying to tell them why the trajectory was bad

But it would be really great if people now stopped for a minute and thought about how it got like that, since it wasn't always like that

https://www.wonkette.com/p/ice-director-todd-lyons-maybe-gotta/comment/206564111

goCatgo's avatar

OT

"The US dollar stabilized on Wednesday after sliding to its lowest level in nearly four years as President Trump shrugged off concerns of an easing greenback."

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gold-tops-5300-amid-weak-dollar-supercharging-rally-155015644.html

Whale Chowder's avatar

The exchange rate to Euros is brutal now. The dollar has lost some 10% of its value in the last 12 months.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Vietnam standing by holding onto their Dongs

If you'll pardon the expression

goCatgo's avatar

Yep, ya need 26,133 of 'em for 1 Greenback.

Or a nice catfish for 2.

RocktonSam's avatar

Oil is up because his aramta is headed to Iran.

"M"'s avatar

People only want to pay attention to "up" or "down"

I think I'm amazed how few people see the instability itself as a flashing light

Enter Ranting's avatar

Three bankrupted casinos on lines 2 through 4.

lmurr's avatar

"What's the big deal? People keep shoving money into my pockets so everything's great!"

Parakeetist's avatar

"We can't buy shit at the grocery store. It's too 'spensive."

"Yay, Trump!"

Sherry's avatar

Until they start arresting these criminals for defying law, they’re gonna keep on doing it. Let’s see if that (ever) happens.

[Redacted]'s avatar

Let me tell you something about criminals. This is based on experience based on a life on the fringe of law enforcement. Arresting criminals doesn’t stop them from doing it. They do what they know how to do. Fact that they know that what they know how to do is self destructive doesn’t give them an option if that’s the only thing they know how to do.