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No, it'll be vaccinations, leading to autism.-- J. Stein

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Need conference w/ Doktor Zoom. Rather Urgent. Would a $50 donation do it? Actually serious.

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Dok, if I could upvote an article, I'd give this one a hundred-fucking-thousand.

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"Hey, Jesus, we're gonna come back and get you as soon as your kid dies." - ICE

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There must be like, a million rat dicks in there.

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I know. Sorry, it was all I had at the time.

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United Church of Christ is good people. I live in the liberal hellscape known as Chicago, and I am certain that, should our rebellious Mayor allow ICE to do these deportation thingies here, that my UCC church will do the same. I'll keep folks in my guest room, too, for that matter.

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A $50 donation is always welcome, but either way, my email address is listed under "contact" at the top of the page. Can't guarantee a "conference" but I will check my email for a change.

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I figured Steve Martin wouldn't mind too much if I repurposed a line from LA Story. Apparently there was a deleted minor subplot about an aesthetic trend called "the New Cruelty," and the only remnant was a throwaway reference to it before the restaurant scene.

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So we are Anti Ding Dongs©?

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New underground railroad

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Rajneeshpuram?

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Abolish the ICE. Throw them all on their asses. No severance pay. Call it downsizing, or synergy.

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Underpaid, also. Too.

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Soulless, zero-sum morality.

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