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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

No, it'll be vaccinations, leading to autism.-- J. Stein

george lastrapes's avatar

Need conference w/ Doktor Zoom. Rather Urgent. Would a $50 donation do it? Actually serious.

redarmyzombie's avatar

Dok, if I could upvote an article, I'd give this one a hundred-fucking-thousand.

DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

"Hey, Jesus, we're gonna come back and get you as soon as your kid dies." - ICE

DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

There must be like, a million rat dicks in there.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

I know. Sorry, it was all I had at the time.

TakingAmes's avatar

United Church of Christ is good people. I live in the liberal hellscape known as Chicago, and I am certain that, should our rebellious Mayor allow ICE to do these deportation thingies here, that my UCC church will do the same. I'll keep folks in my guest room, too, for that matter.

doktorzoom's avatar

A $50 donation is always welcome, but either way, my email address is listed under "contact" at the top of the page. Can't guarantee a "conference" but I will check my email for a change.

doktorzoom's avatar

I figured Steve Martin wouldn't mind too much if I repurposed a line from LA Story. Apparently there was a deleted minor subplot about an aesthetic trend called "the New Cruelty," and the only remnant was a throwaway reference to it before the restaurant scene.

Querolous's avatar

So we are Anti Ding Dongs©?

Brian Fowler's avatar

Abolish the ICE. Throw them all on their asses. No severance pay. Call it downsizing, or synergy.

mailman27's avatar

Underpaid, also. Too.

mailman27's avatar

Soulless, zero-sum morality.