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Me too. Hopefully it'll help.

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I CAN GET MY OWN JEWELRY WITHOUT A MAN!!!

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the alternative appears to be snow

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Maybe they felt pity on you, because of your lack of melanin?

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No doubt trying to get his name on the short list for director of the Thought Police.

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The housemate would love that calico Hitler at the back.

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'Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place.He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space...'- Voltaire, 'The U.S.S. Make Shit Up'

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Trump gets to get rid of a brown man, and kill a child! He will show that Duterte who is really a big murderer!

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I. Just. Can't.

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But wait, I thought Republicans were always crying about religious freedom? Sounds like we need a Religious Freedom Restoration Act to clarify that churches can sponsor anyone they want for citizenship so that they can live out their sincerely held religious belief that they should treat all aliens in their country like honored guests.

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So much for "family values."

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Fox News happened. Also, too, fake prosperity Christians.

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Well, we wanted to fight terrorists...we’re doing everything we can to make sure we have terrorist to fight south of the border...

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That's not a real family, it's not grifty and exploity enough.

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