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HazooToo's avatar

Me too. Hopefully it'll help.

Shananigan's avatar

I CAN GET MY OWN JEWELRY WITHOUT A MAN!!!

Tony Prost's avatar

the alternative appears to be snow

Norbrook's avatar

Maybe they felt pity on you, because of your lack of melanin?

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

No doubt trying to get his name on the short list for director of the Thought Police.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The housemate would love that calico Hitler at the back.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place.He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space...'- Voltaire, 'The U.S.S. Make Shit Up'

Mavenmaven's avatar

Trump gets to get rid of a brown man, and kill a child! He will show that Duterte who is really a big murderer!

Nick.Trite's avatar

But wait, I thought Republicans were always crying about religious freedom? Sounds like we need a Religious Freedom Restoration Act to clarify that churches can sponsor anyone they want for citizenship so that they can live out their sincerely held religious belief that they should treat all aliens in their country like honored guests.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

So much for "family values."

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Fox News happened. Also, too, fake prosperity Christians.

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Well, we wanted to fight terrorists...we’re doing everything we can to make sure we have terrorist to fight south of the border...

phoenix00's avatar

That's not a real family, it's not grifty and exploity enough.