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Connor Fitzgerald's avatar

😂

“…Sooknanan, who we’re sure has long grown tired of being told that every request in her court is a Sparkle Motion…”

I dunno man, lookit that smile…think she might be good with it.

Sparkle Sooknanan! Best name this week! And I just dropped off a rich-guy patient named Rich Richbourg

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Sparkle Motion for the win!

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

When I think about those ICE goons laughing and jeering about terrifying those children, I'm glad I have that image of Judge Sooknanan to turn to.

I thank her for what's she's done and will do, and for reminding me that courts do matter, and contain many very good people.

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Little Nell's avatar

ICE = Trash!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Complain about nap time. Never finish their milk. Sneak animal crackers into their beddy-byes -- These kids number among the worst of the worst!

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belfryo's avatar

If we ever get our country back in the hands of sane Democrats there are several thousand ice agents who are going to have to be tried for kidnapping. I personally think that Stephen Miller and Tom Holman should face the death penalty. And I'm not being hyperbolic. We simply cannot allow this filth to remain among free men if we are able to save this country. They must pay, they must suffer, they must be punished.I think all of them should have to pay with their lives, but that's probably too far. LOL. But some of them do. Project 2025 and the Heritage foundation simply cannot be allowed to exist. Every member should have an ankle bracelet put on them and be under 24 seven surveillance for the rest of their lives. I cannot reiterate this enough. We cannot survive with them being Allowed to get off Scott free. If we can't find laws to convict them then we are going to have to write some. Even if we have to resort to extrajudicial means to remove them I can't in good conscience reject that idea. Realize I'm saying this mostly out of pure frustration, but I'm serious about having to do something about these people.

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Zyxomma's avatar

The only crime, IMHO, that should remain punishable by death is treason. Make of that what you will.

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belfryo's avatar

I couldn't agree more. looks like we're simpatico on this point

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marydn's avatar

Oh I'll bet all of TACO's Gestapo felt so manly and powerful kidnapping children. They reveled in scaring them and laughed when they cried. I'll bet they think their dicks grew three sizes that day. Can we start deporting the deporters? With due process, of course.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Once again, the Republican Party is using children as political hostages.

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marxalot's avatar

given that this is happening, among other places, in Texas: I do not think an armed standoff between ICE goons and shelter/custodial adult support would be good. at all. what a terrible thing for already traumatized kids. I hope it is not inevitable. but if it happens, I won’t be very surprised, and I will be slightly impressed along with my pity and terror.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

My thanks go out to Judges Sparkle Sooknanan and Georgia Alexakis. They went above and beyond to hold this administration accountable and protect these kids. They are freaking heroes, as far as I’m concerned.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I suspect Abolish ICE will be more popular than Defund the Police.

The cops must be relieved they look less evil by comparison.

Well, the less stupid ones.

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GH Swell's avatar

Deport ICE

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Brian McCurdy's avatar

To hell with these people for trying to deport children and God bless this woman for stopping it.

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Sherry's avatar

These people are fucking monsters. What illegal activity could these children be up to? How they be saved from the horrible life they escaped from? Why would we even question why these younger kids leave without their parents to endure a long and treacherous trip to a country they do not even know unless it was a hellish situation in the first place? And I swear to Hod if anyone tells me "well we cannot have them not working with the system" I am gonna throat punch them. If it were THEIR kids it would be a whole different ballgame.

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marxalot's avatar

THIS *IS* THE SYSTEM!

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Sherry's avatar

Exactly!!

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"M"'s avatar

Some White person IS going to tell you that eventually

So prepare yourself

https://xcancel.com/michaelharriot/status/1955229184688636223?t=QajCj2D32Yz4AgGzKILASg

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President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

It was only a matter of time for Dok's love of Teh Ponies to reassert itself.

And I can guess what his favorite Bob's Burgers episode is.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Or South Park

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Doktor Zoom's avatar

I know of both, but haven't watched either, somehow!

But I did read the similar story line in Phoebe and her Unicorn.

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paxpax's avatar

Judge Sparkle Sooknanan is a goddamn hero. I am sure she is more talented than most. Tho - I am enamored with her moniker and want my new drag name to be JUDGE SPARKLE SOOKNANAN!!!

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Dogfather's avatar

looking good, donnie!

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Wow.

That's some serious fluid retention.

Come on kidney failure!!!!

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