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Hey, if Trekkies can manage to eventually lose their virginity anything is possible

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Stekkjarstaur-Sheep-Cote Clod-Harasses sheep, but is impaired by his stiff peg-legs.

Gluggagægir-Window-Peeper-A voyeur who would look through windows in search of things to steal.

the real definitions are actually creepier than our snark- look up Yule Lads

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she's too poor these days to be offing people- just ask her

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Better that way . . . they never fail to find your file!

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Little-known fact: Marlene Dietrich wore the <a href="http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-vZbFpzPVdp0\/UurMbZChUqI\/AAAAAAAABHE\/qpmKkq5XmQI\/s1600\/Marlene Dietrich and Dorothy di Frasso at a 1935 costume dress party.jpg" target="_blank">original swan dress.</a>

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Hint: the native firewater is affectionately nicknamed "The Black Death".

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Helen Bach? She's been to Helen Bach?

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Needs moar underscores!

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My band used to play Ragnarök on every tour, back in our prog metal days. One year we opened for the Sugarcubes there.

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I hope his neck fuses as successfully as his front name.

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One man's twisty meat is another man's twisty poi, son.

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You could just go with "N". Or "Nmi", pronounced "Throatwarbler-mangrove".

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So your name is "Next"?

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Baby Boy Slug?

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Like this is supposed to be hard to believe?

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Do either of those translate to lutefisk? Because I used to think I might like to visit Iceland sometime.

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