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Tiny kaiju's avatar

The Penis Men. T.S.Eliot's forgotten masterpiece.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

There's a decent chance he'll run for CA Governor when Jerry Brown is termed out in 2018.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Iceland is definitely on my "want to travel to" list, though flying from California...I think a long weekend won't make it.

Hopefully My Wonkette hasn't so offended them that I won't be able to browse here while visiting.

This was pretty hilarious, from 2007...Iceland's one-person contribution to Shrub's "International Coalition" in Iraq. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Pookabun's avatar

I don't think we have any Just Giant Dick and a Beautiful Face mayors to trade. Tragic.

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Querolous's avatar

Google translate has a problem with "wanking""bungle" and "cunt." But if you substitute "masturbating", "clumsy" and "vagina" the Icelandic would be "hófur sjálfsfróun klaufalegt leggöngum". Who knows how to pronounce that?

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Querolous's avatar

Gosh duh ya think he'd be up with charging people to vote?

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Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

You should go to Iceland for New Year's Eve. We did it a couple of years ago and it was amazing, they really go all out with the fireworks and the bonfires.http://www.icelandtours.is/en

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OddMan's avatar

Someone has been watching too much Andrew Z.

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P. Stone's avatar

Can we still see the big dick?

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P. Stone's avatar

He does have a porn star cock... Allegedly.

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Courser's avatar

Nah, it's a Nordic thing. I'm half Norwegian and my brother has hair like that.

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Courser's avatar

Yeah, I like curling, but I've had hip surgery so I can't do the lunge thing. Guess I could broom, but I think you have to rotate, so I'd have to have a pinch-rock-thrower.

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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

You have at least one nice hand if you know what I mean.

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Mimihaha's avatar

There's a gift shop. I'm not getting anything else done today.

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Courser's avatar

Aquavit - damn that stuff's good!

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Scooby's avatar

It's actually a common idiomatic expression they used. It means "Shut the fuck up Trump"

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