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Tiny kaiju's avatar

The Penis Men. T.S.Eliot's forgotten masterpiece.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

There's a decent chance he'll run for CA Governor when Jerry Brown is termed out in 2018.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Iceland is definitely on my "want to travel to" list, though flying from California...I think a long weekend won't make it.

Hopefully My Wonkette hasn't so offended them that I won't be able to browse here while visiting.

This was pretty hilarious, from 2007...Iceland's one-person contribution to Shrub's "International Coalition" in Iraq. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Pookabun's avatar

I don't think we have any Just Giant Dick and a Beautiful Face mayors to trade. Tragic.

Querolous's avatar

Google translate has a problem with "wanking""bungle" and "cunt." But if you substitute "masturbating", "clumsy" and "vagina" the Icelandic would be "hófur sjálfsfróun klaufalegt leggöngum". Who knows how to pronounce that?

Querolous's avatar

Gosh duh ya think he'd be up with charging people to vote?

Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

You should go to Iceland for New Year's Eve. We did it a couple of years ago and it was amazing, they really go all out with the fireworks and the bonfires.http://www.icelandtours.is/en

OddMan's avatar

Someone has been watching too much Andrew Z.

P. Stone's avatar

Can we still see the big dick?

P. Stone's avatar

He does have a porn star cock... Allegedly.

Courser's avatar

Nah, it's a Nordic thing. I'm half Norwegian and my brother has hair like that.

Courser's avatar

Yeah, I like curling, but I've had hip surgery so I can't do the lunge thing. Guess I could broom, but I think you have to rotate, so I'd have to have a pinch-rock-thrower.

Granny Sprinkle's avatar

You have at least one nice hand if you know what I mean.

Mimihaha's avatar

There's a gift shop. I'm not getting anything else done today.

Courser's avatar

Aquavit - damn that stuff's good!

Scooby's avatar

It's actually a common idiomatic expression they used. It means "Shut the fuck up Trump"