Yes. Welcome to our all our new Icelandic readers! How are you doing?! Are you cold because of how your country is frozen much of the time? [wonkbar]<a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/fine-ass-reykjavik-mayor-is-your-new-political-sexxx-fantasy-of-the-week"></a>[/wonkbar]So, in case you've been preoccupied with inconsequential affairs like the American presidential election, you may have missed Wonkette's
Google translate has a problem with "wanking""bungle" and "cunt." But if you substitute "masturbating", "clumsy" and "vagina" the Icelandic would be "hófur sjálfsfróun klaufalegt leggöngum". Who knows how to pronounce that?
You should go to Iceland for New Year's Eve. We did it a couple of years ago and it was amazing, they really go all out with the fireworks and the bonfires.http://www.icelandtours.is/en
Yeah, I like curling, but I've had hip surgery so I can't do the lunge thing. Guess I could broom, but I think you have to rotate, so I'd have to have a pinch-rock-thrower.
The Penis Men. T.S.Eliot's forgotten masterpiece.
There's a decent chance he'll run for CA Governor when Jerry Brown is termed out in 2018.
Iceland is definitely on my "want to travel to" list, though flying from California...I think a long weekend won't make it.
Hopefully My Wonkette hasn't so offended them that I won't be able to browse here while visiting.
This was pretty hilarious, from 2007...Iceland's one-person contribution to Shrub's "International Coalition" in Iraq. https://www.youtube.com/wat...
I don't think we have any Just Giant Dick and a Beautiful Face mayors to trade. Tragic.
Google translate has a problem with "wanking""bungle" and "cunt." But if you substitute "masturbating", "clumsy" and "vagina" the Icelandic would be "hófur sjálfsfróun klaufalegt leggöngum". Who knows how to pronounce that?
Gosh duh ya think he'd be up with charging people to vote?
You should go to Iceland for New Year's Eve. We did it a couple of years ago and it was amazing, they really go all out with the fireworks and the bonfires.http://www.icelandtours.is/en
Someone has been watching too much Andrew Z.
Can we still see the big dick?
He does have a porn star cock... Allegedly.
Nah, it's a Nordic thing. I'm half Norwegian and my brother has hair like that.
Yeah, I like curling, but I've had hip surgery so I can't do the lunge thing. Guess I could broom, but I think you have to rotate, so I'd have to have a pinch-rock-thrower.
You have at least one nice hand if you know what I mean.
There's a gift shop. I'm not getting anything else done today.
Aquavit - damn that stuff's good!
It's actually a common idiomatic expression they used. It means "Shut the fuck up Trump"