Were you "busy" (being stupid) yesterday? Did you not have time to look at every single thing we did on Happy Nice Time People, you FUCKING MONSTERS? Well, don't worry, we've got your back. Here are the most important stories in the world from yesterday!
As soon as Katie paid for the boobs, they were hers.
<i>you FUCKING MONSTERS</i>
And that, my friends, is why I keep coming back here: the recognition.
No, no, no. We asked you for a story on the Price of boobs, not the other way around.
you FUCKING MONSTERS
just like home! Luv you too, mom!
Who is Katie Price, and why did Dow Corning do that to her?
So did that dress come with basketballs sewn into it, or were they added later?
Oh...Oh, I see. Um, okay then.