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Good heavens, no! Deftly slipped out the comma at the end of the list of coordinate adjectives under cover of hyphenating gap-toothed. But you knew that.

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you forgot Ben Gazzi

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I had to stop somewhere or I'd still be adding to the list : D

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Oh my God, I hope he does one day. That’s 90% about the criming. And is super funny. Guliana‘s Downfall, the Musical

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Hannity is texting support right now!"Hey. U up?"

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gap-toothed, inbred troglodyte.

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Peccavi.

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As a Scot I like to celebrate "Fuck off Puritans Day".

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He's gone to St Helena in a handcart.

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Don't ISIS go to Guatemala to walk through Mexico to try and get round WALL?

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Simple: WIRE TAPP the waiter and you'll get all the incrimination you could ever ask for.

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Disbarment when?

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Turdberder?

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Evan Hurst is God's gift to gay men with brains 🤗

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I know you didn't just correct the Oxford comma!

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Us straight guys like him, too! Maybe not for ALL the same reasons...

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