Just how totally opposed to gay marriage is the Great State of Idaho? How about this: It's so clear on the sanctity of marriage that it won't permit a U.S. Navy Veteran to be interred with her wife in the state-run military cemetery in Boise. Wouldn't want to send the wrong message about what constitutes a family, even in death. Now that a federal court has
Plus I'm pretty sure cremated straight people can't do that, either. At least I hope not. My cremated parents are interred together and that would be just...ew.
Barry Johnson earned his angel wings this day.
Stop it - you're killing me!
Leave it to Idaho to make an ash of themselves.
This is why I don't eat potatoes any more.
...want reliable body armor, want to be safe from electrocution in the camp showers, want to feed their dependents without using food stamps...
Plus I'm pretty sure cremated straight people can't do that, either. At least I hope not. My cremated parents are interred together and that would be just...ew.
Quit trying to shove dead gay marriage down our throats!!!!!!!!!!!
There will be no sex in the columbarium - especially if you're dead.
My friend, if you were to dig those ashes up, you'd no doubt find them humping away in a big, charred heap.