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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Barry Johnson earned his angel wings this day.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Leave it to Idaho to make an ash of themselves.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This is why I don't eat potatoes any more.

Chris Grrr's avatar

...want reliable body armor, want to be safe from electrocution in the camp showers, want to feed their dependents without using food stamps...

Painter of Goats's avatar

Plus I'm pretty sure cremated straight people can't do that, either. At least I hope not. My cremated parents are interred together and that would be just...ew.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Quit trying to shove dead gay marriage down our throats!!!!!!!!!!!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

There will be no sex in the columbarium - especially if you're dead.

The Quirk's avatar

My friend, if you were to dig those ashes up, you'd no doubt find them humping away in a big, charred heap.