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Ill-Advised's avatar

Pedicure.

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just_jim's avatar

From your fingers to the goddesses eyes.

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just_jim's avatar

There was a war on Christmas. Christmas won. It took over Thanksgiving, and is now attacking Halloween.

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just_jim's avatar

If you listed everything Lindell doesn't realize you'd take over the internet.

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glenglish's avatar

The GOP is looking more and more desperate with each passing fraudit..

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revenant's avatar

Oh, you Canadians with your sane policies and humane legislation, you'll never grow up to be a big bad fascist empire like us. Being sensible rather than petty and vindictive is no way to strike fear into the hearts of all who might oppose you.

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The Lego R.B.G.'s avatar

We can take comfort in that.

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notanncoulter's avatar

His friends need to get him some help.Seriously.

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Delu's avatar

He's trying to have Trump win bigly in places he already won?

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notanncoulter's avatar

Reality is a liberal conspiracy.

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JCfromNC's avatar

"Fog and phony show" is a great turn of phrase. I'm going to have to try to remember it.

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

What the everlovingfuk is going on in America? When does this insane surrender of our elected officials to fear of MAGA reprisals end? They are making matters far worse by entertaining Lindell as if he’s a serious man.

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anomie's avatar

Just working his way through all the states in the union, but apparently in no particular order.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

“Dear Guam. I have irrefutable affadavited forensic evidence that foreign tree snakes have been interfering in your electoral processes resulting in many illegal votes cast for the snakes’ preferred candidate Bad Orange Tan Man. I demand that you allow my company, Cyber Swingers, to cast out these demon armless animals and their unholy scaly votes, with extreme prejudice forthwith, forsoothe and forborned!”

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Jim's avatar

Mr Stinky Pillow - just a not funny clown .

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

5G Superconducting Nanoparticle Quantum Entanglement Catalysis explains these phenomena. It’s {{{Science!}}}

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