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SeeTrain65's avatar

"I can't go back to magazines! Stealing porn is so much easier now! Besides, my parole officer says if I get another conviction, I'm screwed!"

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Puberty is tough on many 14-year old conspiracy theorists.

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mailman27's avatar

It's apocalypse-smackin good!!

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mailman27's avatar

Computer remove all plural.

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shocktreatment's avatar

An obstreperous preppie prepper will ALWAYS drink Dr Pepper (with his pecker)

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Extra credit for the all-time great NYorker cartoon ref

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Their octane. Probably from all that lead.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Haw haw haw! Let the Republicans nominate completely incompetent candidates, utterly unfit for office, and the Democrat will surely win!I mean, really --- what could go wrong?

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Bwaaaah ! " Inter-dimensional protoplasm ! "

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Moar Wordz's avatar

I had that problem w/ A.A

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Flouride supposedly is a secret ( C.I.A? FDA? )plot whose aim is national sterilization. That's right, better teeth, no more babbies. I've even read claims that it's so toxic, it causes cancer, ALSO a sekrit government plot to end overpopulation, and have the 1% plus it's minions and a giant computer rule the world.Wait - wasn't that the Terminator 3 plot ? Where do guys like this get the funds to run for office ?

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Houston, we have a problem

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phoenix00's avatar

See: Handel vs Ossoff.

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phoenix00's avatar

aka Bro Jesus

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phoenix00's avatar

'White', and, uhhm, 'white'?

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phoenix00's avatar

Let's let Betsy DeVos work on that for a wee bit. She'll fix it!

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