Double-teamed derp. Yr Wonkette is a big fan of Idaho congressional candidate Michael Snyder, who's a prepper, End Times prophet, and (who'd have guessed) an anti-vaxxer who fears fluoride, too! No half-measures for this guy, which is why it only stands to reason that his vision of the future is
Haw haw haw! Let the Republicans nominate completely incompetent candidates, utterly unfit for office, and the Democrat will surely win!I mean, really --- what could go wrong?
Flouride supposedly is a secret ( C.I.A? FDA? )plot whose aim is national sterilization. That's right, better teeth, no more babbies. I've even read claims that it's so toxic, it causes cancer, ALSO a sekrit government plot to end overpopulation, and have the 1% plus it's minions and a giant computer rule the world.Wait - wasn't that the Terminator 3 plot ? Where do guys like this get the funds to run for office ?
"I can't go back to magazines! Stealing porn is so much easier now! Besides, my parole officer says if I get another conviction, I'm screwed!"
Puberty is tough on many 14-year old conspiracy theorists.
It's apocalypse-smackin good!!
Computer remove all plural.
An obstreperous preppie prepper will ALWAYS drink Dr Pepper (with his pecker)
Extra credit for the all-time great NYorker cartoon ref
Their octane. Probably from all that lead.
Haw haw haw! Let the Republicans nominate completely incompetent candidates, utterly unfit for office, and the Democrat will surely win!I mean, really --- what could go wrong?
Bwaaaah ! " Inter-dimensional protoplasm ! "
I had that problem w/ A.A
Flouride supposedly is a secret ( C.I.A? FDA? )plot whose aim is national sterilization. That's right, better teeth, no more babbies. I've even read claims that it's so toxic, it causes cancer, ALSO a sekrit government plot to end overpopulation, and have the 1% plus it's minions and a giant computer rule the world.Wait - wasn't that the Terminator 3 plot ? Where do guys like this get the funds to run for office ?
Houston, we have a problem
See: Handel vs Ossoff.
aka Bro Jesus
'White', and, uhhm, 'white'?
Let's let Betsy DeVos work on that for a wee bit. She'll fix it!