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did not have 'sweeney todd soundtrack in my head all night' on my dance card but hey! i'm here for it!

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Well... that's two minutes I'll never get back.

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This is at least something relatively harmless in the Idaho Legislature so let them waste all of their time on this. Crucial issue! No notes Ledge…

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In the clip it says it’s David Spade’s new show, not Dana Carvey. So a little more understandable, famewise.

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Accidental Cannibalism...do you non-musician types have ANY idea how long it's gonna take to rehearse all the bands I've had to form from this place?

Bueller?...Bueller??

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"It takes a heap of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters."

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The CSI episode about a "body farm" really creeped me out, although the volunteers for lying on the ground after death are no doubt wonderful people.

I'm going to be cremated, like my sweet dog was.

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Heather doesn't seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer. She also doesn't seem to be able to understand that one can't just dig auntie Freda's body into ones veggie garden because a) it's illegal and b) the neighbourhood racoons would dig her up and spread bits all over the place. Ashes on the other hand - equally illegal but what the neighbours don't know won't hurt them ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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Soylent Green was FICTION!

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Well, it's a crap video, but it's the only one I can find of the scene.

"Rocky Horror Picture Show" dinner reveal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZs-rvImKG0

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Oooooh, cannibalism-adjacent book that I don't think has been mentioned:

The Wanting Seed by Anthony Burgess

Several forms of cannibalism are found therein, and it's a solid dystopian fiction. Pretty disturbing, though.

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So, when you say, "$800 for an arm and a leg," do you really mean both? Like both the arm and the leg? We could talk if $800 was for both. Call me.

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"A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift makes a lot more sense and sounds tastier. And it would give the anti-abortionists a purpose for the unwanted babies, which they want to neglect after birth anyway.

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Just settling in to watch Society of the Snow…oh hey a Wonkette article about cannibalism , what are the odds…

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Maybe she was trying to outlaw fellatio and the AI she used to write the bill misunderstood?

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It takes all kind of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081184/

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