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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Not if they are planted with Monsanto's GMO corn.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

It's easier to find workers who just don't give a shit and have a mean streak than it is to pay well and hire good ones

chascates's avatar

Animal husbandry has a long tradition.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'll take Freedom To Cowrape for $2000, ALEC

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

So, the ag-gag is a prop used in fucking cows?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And executions. Because nothing says freedom like giving your own government the power to kill you.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...al-Qaida sneaking onto Idaho farms..."</i>

There are some things al-Qaida doesn't need to do. We're perfectly capable of killing ourselves with food, thank you very much.

Mahousu's avatar

Wonkette's <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/400453\/cow-porn-judges-stash-revealed" target="_blank">previous cow porn</a> was better than this, though I wouldn't suggest clicking on its links, either.

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So given the choice between not abusing animals, and buying state legislation to help hide the abuse of animals, they went with the more expensive option. Because ... they like to abuse animals, maybe? This one's hard to figure.

I bet they managed to bitch about excessive gub'mint regulations even as they handed over the money.

PsycWench's avatar

It's still fine to inflitrate, record and offer a doctored video about ACORN though.

Lot_49's avatar

This is called the "NSA stategy."

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Seriously, there are some sick mofos in Idaho. Anyone who would abuse a mild-mannered animal like a cow has serious mental issues. These are the same types of people that develop into family abusers and serial killers. And soulless factory farm owners. But now finding and stopping these people is against the law? In summary: Stupid law with dangerous consequences.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Now I wish I hadn't googled the answer.

PubOption's avatar

This bill has appeared in the Missouri legislature, where it called the 'Freedom to Farm Bill'. I suspect the presence of ALEC.