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isn't that spock's father?

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The BWANI Party's primary platform is providing merciless beatings to people like Rick Scott and Sam Brownback. Otherwise we're a centrist-liberal party that supports public education, environmental conservation and unimpeded access to women's health services.

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Don't forget Caitlyn Jenner, his Director of Transgender Outreach.

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Trudeau or Bieber?

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Jesus- adding the "Nigel" just elevates the whole fucking thing, doesn't it!!

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The one with talent and brains.

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Depends on which crossing, to some extent. Canada Customs has to deal with a LOT of crap from the more bone-headed of your countrymen, and it has to sour their world view. Comes to that, I've had hassles coming HOME more than once, possibly because somebody had a bad day and chose to spread around the misery.

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Make sure you vote for the right Canadian named Justin.

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I lived in Texas most of my adult life, and it wasn't in Austin of SA or hipster Houston (which did not exist for most of that time.) Never tempted in the least to join The Dark Side. Can't even picture it.

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The senate.gov site doesn't "support" my device, so I cannot see the chart, but I learned something from the US senate wikipedia page - dems sit on the right, pugs on the left. I am a little surprised no RWNJ has claimed that the pugs are bewitched by the dems to vote for the leftist agenda by being forced to sit to the left of the presiding officer, the vice president, currently Old Handsome Joe. This wasn't an issue when they safely sat to the left of "Dick" Cheney, because, of course, we all know Cheney and Atilla were besties, and the magick of the dems could not touch them. Anyway, it's curious.

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Where do you live, Olympia? Seattle gets a bad rap for rain, imo. Olympia is the dampness capital, in my experience. Perfect if you're mildew. Beautiful beyond belief but intolerably damp.

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Salem.

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No body beats Drumpf for endorsements! He's got the Quitter and the Sleeper and the Bridge Blocker. He's got all kinds of crazy. He's got the cray-cray vote locked up.

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