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Does Bateman count LGBT people among the afflicted?

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That would be the <i>Kanamara Matsuri</i> (I'll let you Google it.)

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It might explain why women tend to go to the bathroom in groups.

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1) restroom. Would it hurt you to say Toilet?

2) what sort of country do have there, if every time you go to a public loo people are parading their genitalia?

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The potatos of Idaho are embarassed by their inferior neighbors, the right-wing assholes of the human species.

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They prefer "Asians".

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You sure got a purty way of usin' words .....

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Wow they sure have some odd customs out there in Spud's Own Country.

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I guess I can understand the concern about dangly parts being paraded around in the restroom. After all, I wouldn't appreciate it if some woman came into the men's room while I was there and started flashing her breasts ... oh wait, yes I would. But that's beside the point, which is ... hmm, what were we talking about again?

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And a congress of baboons.

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<i>"do you really want to legalize under the this bill pedophilia, sadism, bestiality, necrophilia … polygamy and others?”</i>

Home schooling doesn't work as well as some people hoped.

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<em>"Ladies and gentlemen, do you really want to legalize under the this bill pedophilia, sadism, bestiality, necrophilia … polygamy and others?”</em>

First you have to explain how any of that argle-bargle fits under "sexual orientation" or "gender identity".

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The slopes are extra slippery in Idaho.

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Outhouses are unisex anyway, aren't they?

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"The Rainbow Stripes Forever" by Lance Fairskin Sousa

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Aren't the famous potatoes of Idaho proud of their frontier heritage and gunz and 4x4s? Shouldn't they be a little less afraid of transgender-Americans?

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