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Vienna Woods's avatar

Macbeth libel!!!

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chascates's avatar

I'm assuming he's from Sandpoint, Idaho? The black hole of racist lunacy?

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bobbert's avatar

BO-O-O-O-O-NG!

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bobbert's avatar

If only we coulda got Heath insurance back in 2008.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

That's good news for the axe industry.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Looks like the Senator picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

If he’s from Idaho shouldn't he be doing obscene things with potatoes or tap dancing in some airport bathroom?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they're scheduled to play there right after their Colorado show at Too High Stadium

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schmannity's avatar

Just keep an eye on that altimeter, John Denver.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Mittens

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Fartknocker's avatar

As a native Texan I wholeheartedly agree with your astute observation. And we can include Alaska in this analysis.

We in Austin don't have a panhandle but we do have Bastrop and Williamson counties to remind us that guns and God are way more important than education.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"When did we become a nation that was so preoccupied with the various altered states of minds of its citizens..."

when we reached critical mass with the number of said citizens who have either lost theirs or never had one to begin with

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

MIKE CRAPO LIBUL!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Rhymes with sphincter...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

MOAR SPUDS!!

LESS BUDS!!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

what are these leftovers you speak of?

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