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Spurning Beer's avatar

A lovely sixty-something lesbian friend of mine calls hers "Sally." Such a wholesome, friendly name.

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bobbert's avatar

Cha-cha

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

They would have preferred he say NOTHING AT ALL, which would ensure that no child would ever begin to speculate about starting to ponder the idea of considering the notion about putting anything at all in a vagina for the rest of their lives (or until marriage).

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bobbert's avatar

Hmm. "Guy" is sounding awfully zoomy.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

(don't you think Lionel should be told about this)

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Bonzi Buddy's avatar

You idiot... One, they are tenth graders. Don't you think that is old enough? It's not like the students are 6 years old. Two, a vagina is a body part necessary for human survival. Three, not teaching kids correct information about reproduction and sex leads to a higher rate of STD's. And finally, if schools continue to avoid talks about sex, it makes kids even more ashamed of their body than they already are than in this stupid, body shaming culture. Not teaching kids about this stuff leaves them with far too many questions.

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Bonzi Buddy's avatar

Here we go again, another goddamn idiot who doesn't understand the separation of government and church

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Tunnel of love

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Regina!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Told them to stampede towards it.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

In the future, Idaho sex education will be much simpler and thus less offensive.

For the boys: Above the belt are arms, head and nose hairs. Below the belt: Devils playground!

For the Gals: Above the neck are head, hair and nice smells. Below the neck: Death and disease!!!!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Personally, I call it breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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PsycWench's avatar

Or va-jay-jay, so he could sound hip.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

If not for the influence of my 10th grade teachers, I would not be casually using words like "vagina" today.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Maybe he should have said Hoo Ha?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

The gynecological term of choice is "twidget."

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