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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

if getting arrested for stealing a sign could get you out of Bakersfield I'm sure the entire populace would be stealing those nightly and then phoning 911....

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

If stoners were militants they'd steal that sign and replace it with a cardboard sign saying "420" on it...they could even make the sign out of a pizza box so EVERYONE would know who did it.

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PUAAN's avatar

There is one of these "419.9" signs on I-75 in northern Florida just south of the I-10 interchange. I drove past it a couple of days ago and much hilarity ensued...

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

My condolences.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Highway 61 LIBEL!111!!

(Now THAT'S the Highway sign I woulda stole!)

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Or Jack Webb fans – but I repeat myself.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

You're assuming garden variety stoners would be able to add 2 and 2 together to make 420...they'd just be like, "Hey man.......why'd you steal two 210 signs......dumbass....?" you'd need college stoners, the evolved type.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

How many in the province are down with OPP?

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doktorzoom's avatar

Hippie fight! Hippie fight!

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willi0000000's avatar

time to break out the concrete saw and get that one on the breakdown lane.

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Alternative Dog's avatar

Welcome to California

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HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Dick bong exists, because of course it does!

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ahughes798's avatar

A friend of mine has one of the "Bong Recreational Area" signs in their den of weedy iniquity.

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ahughes798's avatar

I drove through Blue Hole, Kentucky once.

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ahughes798's avatar

Chlamydia?

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

I remember once finding the blue water in a public toilet so hilarious that my friends had to carry me out of the rest room. Cereal boxes not so much

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