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"Eric and Lara Trump, naked as the day they were born, slamming their respective blood-engorged genitalia against each other"

Eric bumps it against her ear, and then falls out of bed and sits on the floor crying.

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I think McConnell wants a prize for not actually using the word "uppity".

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Yep. I've had to add a third axiom:1. There is no bottom2. The cruelty is the point3. It's allus projection with these assholes

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"Ric Grenell, Donald's Acting Director of National Intelligence"

What's the consensus on guys named Ric, or Rik?Ever met one that you could stand?

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Perhaps he was trying to suggest that Obama is...``near?

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Setting aside for the moment that Trump very obviously either CAN'T read or can barely read, they had to get rid of the 69 page book because he kept giggling over it.

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Being angry all the time is exhausting.Not being angry all the time feels irresponsible.

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Friend of the artist who just photobombed the picture.

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Mitt Romney should only LIVE to be as hot as Frank Langella.If Mitt looks like anyone, it's Bruce Campbell (also a presentable looking man).Seriously, put pictures of them side by side; they're actually hard to tell apart.

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OK, quick question: What the fuck?Follow-up question: No, really; what in the goddamn fuck?

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I suspect he's at best a marginal prophet.

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I think technically it would be in the Eighth Circle, for Fraud, including corrupt politicians. The Ninth Circle was for Treachery. I mean, Mitch would probably have a slot waiting for him in either one, so maybe he could commute to his classes.

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Looking forward to the lesson in decorum Obama will deliver during the graduation convocation on the 16th, and the obligatory slobbering lava-hot Twitter meltdown Drumpf will predictively have before, during and after that address. Extra points to Barry if he neglects to even refer to Drumpf.

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Will there be coffee and danish?

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