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Maybe Lucien meant King wasn't in flagrante delicto? Yeah, I'm sure that's what he meant.

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Got the "Annie Hall" reference! Dr. Z you are the best!

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Hey, Wintrich, one word: proofread.

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This is some Peak Mansplaining right here.

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Ugh, he's doing it right now! That thing! That thing that makes "straight white male" a dirty words! RIGHT NOW!

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Ivanka, Ivana

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Can they be buried together? With votes?

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But the bullet holes ends that party real quick.

(too soon?)

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He's got bullet holes in him though, to restate the also-obvious.

(too soon?)

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With no more brain cells.

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he probably typed "inflalible"

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Now, Dok, let's give Lucian credit where credit is due. Martin Luther King, Jr. was not inflatable. Only the Pope is inflatable, and then, only when he's speaking ex cathedra, which why you never see him in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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If the Pope had a cathedra and you blew into it real hard, couldn't you inflate the Pope?

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Band libelz!

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Its amazing that a nth-rate white guy can summarize MLK's life's work in a few phrases. Truly an act of white hubris.

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It was the with of June, a dark and stormy night...

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