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RandomTroll's avatar

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(“Chim-chimera, chim-chimera, chim-chim cheree,” says Dok in the chatcave, LIKE A DICK.)

Wouldn't that be "shatcave"?

Way to go, guys. Ya got me so subscribe *just* to make this comment. I think I was *much* happier as a 'Ghost in the Machine".

(ya, ya, I forgot the correct term. so what.)

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Les Bontemps's avatar

Someone help me here: In the Senate GOP dumb-off, I simply can't figure out whether Cindy Hyde-Smith, Marsha Blackburn or Tommy Tuberville is the winner.

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boo radley's avatar

I dunno, but we're all the losers.

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

This sounds like a drinking game.

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Marla's avatar

Erm, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin would like a word...

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Revenant's avatar

Yes

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marcus816's avatar

I think it has be Tuberhead. He has a gift for it.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Hehe, all them tangled webs. You can't cut the Gordian knot with nothing but your d¡ck in your hand.

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Darn you, darn you to heck's avatar

Well. That's, um, something. Utter 💩. She seems to be lacking intellectual rigor.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Or full of intellectual rigor mortis.

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Regret's avatar

"She seems to be lacking intellectual rigor."

This really tickles me for some reason. Thanks I needed this smile :)

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Maureen's avatar

rigor or vigor?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

meager?

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Meanwhile the Alabama state lege manned up through the pain of tripping over their own dicks to pass a bill saying “Babbies created to implant in nice rich white ladies can be discarded as needed, are no longer created in the image of Gawd.”

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Which expires in 2025, right after the election.

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plecop's avatar

Waiting for mandatory pregnancy testing along with age verification when seeking to enter public establishments serving alcohol. Wouldn’t want to damage them precious embryos.

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Why age verification? They’re all about letting minors do whatevs

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Look™, they can work there, not drink there.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

I’m starting to think maybe my view of the world is wrong. I honestly thought 100 million women would vote out every gop everywhere. But it seems increasingly likely that’s not the case.

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Women don’t vote as a bloc, unfortunately, but don’t count us out yet. The special elections and the 30-40% of Republicans who aren’t voting for Trump in the primaries didn’t come out of nowhere.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Sadly true, too many aunt Lydias throw us under the bus for power.

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3FingerPete's avatar

Isn't commercial surrogacy the societal solution that best conforms to our capitalist heritage?

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

But Jeezus?

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Mary's avatar

Also. I am sick of education and healthcare are "women's issues". What, any policy that does not include guns as a central element is a women's issue?

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Smilin'Andy's avatar

My dad called chimichangas "chickamungas" but he wasn't a dingbat asshole like this lady who can't pronounce "chimera" lying about this bill.

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Bored nuke's avatar

Coincidentally I recently had chimera come up in conversation and promptly realized that's one of those words that I only come across in nerd reading (either fantasy/myth or biological weapons) so I had never really learned how to pronounce it. Still not sure if either of us knew lol. I am also NOT using it in a speech.

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RandomTroll's avatar

YA, I'm one-na those who've only read it. I *also* said Shymera the very few times it came up in conversation. But I *had* heard 'Ky-mera' before so I was able to make the connection.

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Regret's avatar

Eh, just take a stab at it. It doesn't matter if you use it wrong the first time :) Don't let that stop you from nerding out about your books :)

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I was that way about "heinous" until Trump came along.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

"when men have a problem, we know the world is going to snap to attention"

This is what I was getting at when I said someone needs to get a list of men who have signed consent forms to destroy unused fertilized eggs at Alabama IVF clinics and look for the names of Republican lawmakers. Then go ask them how it feels to be murderers, no better than slutty abortion havers.

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Sherry's avatar

Didn't dumbfuck Vance tell us all that the Dems will continue to use this as a crutch against them do shhh be real quiet? Guess Cindy LooHoo didn't get that memo. More fodder for the fire.

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Kay Ducky's avatar

I mean, I wouldn't say no to Fairuza Balk's cat-girl from that 90's Dr. Moreau movie...

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Personally I think every woman should be locked up in detention camps until the baby in waiting is delivered if they fail mandatory monthly pregnancy tests. Then kick them out and tell them to get a job. That's the only sure way to prevent all abortions! These should be separate detention camps from those for illegal immigrants and the maximum security Antifa and congressional Democrat detention centers.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It'll make small talk in bars disappear. No one will ever be able to say, "What do you do?", because the answer will always be the same, "I work at the XYZ Detention Camp."

Only job in town.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

No more IVF, so they'll need handmaids. Just what the Christo fascists prefer.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Lets them get some strange without breaking the Bible.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

They'll need pregnancy crisis centers. And they'll need to make donations, big donations. This is not an accident.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Perhaps she was speaking in tongues.

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