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Teto85's avatar

Festivus for the rest of us.

Jonathan Lawson's avatar

Are you sure that's her mom? My first thought was "cleaning lady".You know, for the inevitable blood stains.

Jonathan Lawson's avatar

And they don't wear shoes in the house either.

Anntoinnette Silva Backus's avatar

Gun-SANE first world countries. Which we are not.

Anntoinnette Silva Backus's avatar

A few of my more conservative friends tried to tell me it was photo-shopped to make Gun-Queen Michele's family look bad. Uh, no.

Anntoinnette Silva Backus's avatar

In a real emergency, which do you think they would save first: beloved one in the carriers, or their babies?

Anntoinnette Silva Backus's avatar

Makes one wonder whose pants she's wearing?

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Hark the Herald Angels Pa-ack🎶

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Look who made it into the Norwegian papers! She made it! She finally made it...

Laffing Crow's avatar

So, you don't get your name on the card if you're not packing? Maybe next year babbies!

Chris Llinas's avatar

Where's a "good guy with a gun" when you need one? . . .

whotookmymittens?'s avatar

I'm getting real tired of saying "Jesus Christ, what the actual fuck is that?" all the time. This is the eleventyseventh time just today.

therblig's avatar

don we now our gat apparel

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

This post actually made me "appreciate" ol' one-L Michele. I dont yet know if this is a good thing or a bad thing. I haz teh confuzed.

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Win one for the Gipper Michael Clarke Duncan.

Mintie's avatar

Point to the doll where her image touched you.