Have a holly jolly titsmas. For liberals, it is the War On Christmas season, where we get up every single day at early-o-clock to receive our marching orders for how to make the baby Jesus cry in his manger. REAL AMERICANS, though, are sending Christmas cards, with reindeer and funny faces and nativity scenes and #familyjokes. And boobs and guns. Mostly boobs and guns.
Festivus for the rest of us.
Are you sure that's her mom? My first thought was "cleaning lady".You know, for the inevitable blood stains.
And they don't wear shoes in the house either.
Gun-SANE first world countries. Which we are not.
A few of my more conservative friends tried to tell me it was photo-shopped to make Gun-Queen Michele's family look bad. Uh, no.
In a real emergency, which do you think they would save first: beloved one in the carriers, or their babies?
Makes one wonder whose pants she's wearing?
Hark the Herald Angels Pa-ack🎶
Look who made it into the Norwegian papers! She made it! She finally made it...
So, you don't get your name on the card if you're not packing? Maybe next year babbies!
Where's a "good guy with a gun" when you need one? . . .
I'm getting real tired of saying "Jesus Christ, what the actual fuck is that?" all the time. This is the eleventyseventh time just today.
don we now our gat apparel
This post actually made me "appreciate" ol' one-L Michele. I dont yet know if this is a good thing or a bad thing. I haz teh confuzed.
Win one for the Gipper Michael Clarke Duncan.
Point to the doll where her image touched you.