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I've done a bunch of shows with them, fun guys

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isn't at least one of those a daughter?

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you win COD

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Player To Be Named Later

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This is good news for John McCane.

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I'm Brian and so is my wife!

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If John Boehner can live with it, why couldn't Scott insist "it's pronounced Fist-lay!"

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<strike>Diddy Fistler</strike> <strike>Joe T. Plumr</strike> <strike>Lee Quid Plumr</strike> <strike>Señor Peanut</strike> <strike>Badolf Bitler</strike> <strike>Santana Claus</strike> Cesar Chavez <i>YES! ! ! this one!!<i></i></i></i>

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It almost sounds as if you don't care for Arizona.

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Still Failer!

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I like Santana Claus.

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<strike>El Toro Loco Brad Fistula Estofado de Carne Il Duce El Vez Larry Tate Scott Poco-pene Raymond Luxury-Yacht Bob Newhart Mitt Hominy </strike>

I've got it! Cesar Chavez!

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Maybe he could run in Allen West's district. It's obvious the people there will fall for anything.

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Let's face it, his old name was a portmanteau. How'd you like to be the guy whose name means fisting Hitler?

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His opponent is changing his name to George Thomas Jefferson Hancock-Franklin-Washington.

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Ronald McDonald would be more appropriate

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