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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Not all of 'em, but definitely more than our share.

(One of the downsides of our liberal immigration policy.)

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Shypixel's avatar

You have to know what the winners would be:

Also.

Too.

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Shypixel's avatar

Does flaying and/or burning count as shooting?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'll take "Low IQ Voters" for 500, Alex.

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chascates's avatar

Try convincing Michele Bschmann that the federal government isn't filled with members of the Muslim Brotherhood while you're at it.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Illegal abortionists will just ignore the law, Marsha -- why bother?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Geting rid of Republican teabaggers in Congress would help more than anything else, but I really can't see them getting behind the effort.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<i>beepitybeepity beep beepity beep</i> ALL STUPID, ALL THE TIME <i>beepity beep beepity beep </i>--- this is the Republican Radio Network.

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Shypixel's avatar

Gilligan.

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Shypixel's avatar

Which is funnier?

That Republicans insist on fighting the same battles over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

-or-

That they do this for battles they actually won.

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

There's a reason why even the most idiotic member of congress would keep misstating the availability of federal funding for abortions. Hmm. I wonder what it could be?

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Shypixel's avatar

Their bodies have a way of shutting that whole thing down.

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schmannity's avatar

I bet she feels we must stand up to the Soviets too.

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Shypixel's avatar

and also redundant.

Too.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Even in "enlightened America", the Right asserts that women who seek to terminate their unwanted pregnancies are sluts who deserve the punishment of pregnancy, while women who want to use birth control to avoid unwanted pregnancies are--well, sluts, who deserve the punishment of pregnancy.

GOP Rebranding, part eleventy derp.

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