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Hank Napkin's avatar

Promotional poster for "The Mummy's Bride"?

MTE_NYC's avatar

All great comments!

James's avatar

OMG I SO NEEDED THIS LAUGH!

Seriously, I did. And I need to be periodically reminded also that these fuckwits are… deeply, *truly*, BITTERLY FUCKWITTED! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

CalOldBlue's avatar

Bonus points for the "Bridge Over Troubled Waters" mini-quote.

SchrodingersCat's avatar

One of the reasons they are failing? We have the internet. They can't control it (yet?). So the truth spreads in seconds and puts them constantly on the defensive. They never figured that into their plans because they are mimicking 1930's Germany. It ain't the same.

VwllssWndr's avatar

And I may be wrong about this but I don't think they'll bother trying to control the Internet considering so much of their propaganda is spread by podcasters.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

The Fourth Reich is the most stupid of all the Reich.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakistocracy

Bombay Troubadour's avatar

Democracy dies in dumbness.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I hope all these Trump lawyers represent themselves at Nuremberg 2.0.

larry gassan's avatar

Regarding Aggravating Spanishing, Google Translate dicen ""comer un plato de penes envueltos en una manta"

Gracias por su atención a este asunto. Y mierda.

superdave's avatar

The only thing saving us from complete, actual fascism is that these folks are incompetent morons!

Oy!'s avatar

These Trump fuckers have no shame at all. I've known this (of course!) but to see it played out over and over is just really shocking (but not surprising).

jltympanum's avatar

Pretty much everyone in DfT's circle has some kind of mental pathology. DfT's arrested development (stuck at the age of 2) and his growing dementia is plain for all except the most die-hard MAGAts to see. Boxwine is just plain insane. Now consider the case of Pam Bondi. She sold her soul for the low, low price of $25,000 (that's just a few months income for the average American). Still, I found her to be puzzling until I hit upon an old-fashioned term which fits her. She has a severe case of P.E. (Penis Envy).

VwllssWndr's avatar

It's really something how cheaply people can be bought off. I remember seeing the amounts the NRA had paid different members of Congress and some of them only got a few thousand dollars for their elections.

irish379's avatar

funny,I always thought that penis envy was Trump's biggest problem

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Rumors that Don Fartsalot can't play golf anymore. What is Kalshi saying about date of death?

But! For all of these attorneys and sycophants and taint lickers: y'all better have cash, a go bag, a couple of passports, and tickets to Russia. Why? Because a DEAD DONNIE CAN'T PARDON PEOPLE.

VwllssWndr's avatar

Let's make sure the rumor is out there so he'll be forced to prove he can. I want to see him faceplant into a sand trap.

larry gassan's avatar

And Pres Miller sure as fuck not gonna let JD Kouchenfukker into the Oval either.

VwllssWndr's avatar

That's gonna be really something to see which of this odious, unlikeable assholes ends up with the most support to be his successor.

RandomNameAllocated's avatar

Perhaps its time for Liz Truss to visit?

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I want him to get one final tee-off, and as the ball descends, so does he, and they hit the ground at the same time.

Runfastandwin's avatar

allow me to say, fuck the NYT. it will carry on because of its games division, the news division hopefully will go the way of WP soon.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Yeah, because that'll make it stop.

EPA to repeal its own conclusion that greenhouse gases warm the planet and threaten health

Known as the endangerment finding, the decision is the legal framework that allows the EPA to regulate emissions. Its reversal could upend many climate change policies.

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/climate-change/epa-to-repeal-endangerment-finding-climate-change-emissions-rcna258250

Rocket Cat's avatar

So, back to Carboniferous Period, then. Good news for hornworts and ferns. All hail our Calamite overlords!

larry gassan's avatar

And our Catamite Overlords would like a word here

Rocket Cat's avatar

Cats will thrive…they are warmblooded iguanas.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Is Zeldin in the EPSTEIN FILES? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Donald Laporte's avatar

I'm surprised it took them this long. Assholes.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Shareholder Protection Agency

abbienormal's avatar

And NRDC will sue.

Oy!'s avatar

"Author! Author!"

This is one of the stranger pieces of Congressional dinner theater which I have ever seen.