I had to go back and read this again because it was so delicious! 😂
“Aggravated Spanishing” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 The aggravating factors being (a) he did it during the Super Bowl and (b) he’s not deportable because he’s an American Citizen no matter what MAGA cousinfuckers may think.
But the Congressional cousinfuckers… er… republicans are gonna sho’ ’nuff investigate his ass anyway, because they are sleek and special and they’re sure of *something* (bonus points if you get that reference).
God your writing is juvenile. I agree with your position, but you sound like an adolescent boy.
THE DUMBEST ADMINISTRATION ON EARTH.
This headline is offensive to solid boxed wines and berywhere
This headline is offensive to solid boxed wines everywhere
I find it mildly humorous to hear that it's too late to bring charges as the clock has run out on any crimes for 2020.
Ta, Evan. They're just throwing shit at the wall to see if any of it sticks.
or stinks
Flooding the zone with it.
Felony twerking while brown and no speaking the English. That’s what I suspect Boxswine (not a typo) will indict Bad Bunny for.
Oh, Congressman Crow.
The saying is, "...he's got another 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 coming, not thing.
I think that was a spoken quote that was transcribed for him, so that’s not on him.
It always annoys me to see that particular one too, and Judas Priest did not help.
Hey! Nothing wrong with Yellowtail wine. Everything wrong with the judge, though.
Always have a bottle of their red and white, but just for cooking. Can't drink wine, 'cause I drink it like beer and that never works out.
OK, that's not really a brand issue.
Fucking NYT. 'It's remarkable that citizens looked at not a crime and said "not a crime"'?
Sadly it just keeps getting easier to understand why print media is dying.
Do we have an update on Hegseth's sobriety?
Here's a shot from Sunday.
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Given the damage a *real* dictator can do (c.f. Stalin), I'm glad these morons are too stupid to fascism correctly.
Unfortunately, it's still a little early.
"DO YOU HOW HARD IT WAS FOR ME TO LOSE WEIGHT? AND TO KEEP IT OFF? DO YOU?!?"
-- Pam Bondi on the Epstein Files
I had to go back and read this again because it was so delicious! 😂
“Aggravated Spanishing” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 The aggravating factors being (a) he did it during the Super Bowl and (b) he’s not deportable because he’s an American Citizen no matter what MAGA cousinfuckers may think.
But the Congressional cousinfuckers… er… republicans are gonna sho’ ’nuff investigate his ass anyway, because they are sleek and special and they’re sure of *something* (bonus points if you get that reference).
Bad Bunny doesn't have a green card...............and refuses to get one
/s
How fortunate are we that they are all so stupid?
Can you imagine how fucked we'd be if anyone in this administration had half a brain cell?
apologies, see above.
Recced for the “Bridge Over Troubled Water” reference.
“Lo, though I travel through the valley in the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil…for I am the evilest thing in this valley.” 😈