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I had to scroll back to see what long fingers looks like.

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Nope, shouldn't make fun of her, she's white and she's right, don't you know? Every graduate of Dumbfuck U. is above our disdain and criticisms because, at Dumbfuck U right is white and white is right. Forever and always because Jesus was, and still is...what? White, of course. Rah, rah Dumbfuck U we say to the left fuck you, fuck U.

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Or just piles

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Another repugnant bimbo.

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Hermetically seal her head in plastic baggies,

With votes.

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...and World Peace....

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Or, DC. When I worked in downtown Washington, there were too many times that I found myself stepping to the curb to hail a cab, not for me, but for a total stranger in a dark suit with tie, similar to mine who found himself ignored as empty cabs drove by. The next empty cab would stop, I opened the door, shook the stranger's hand and said I enjoyed talking to you, and hope you have time for a drink next time I see you, as he got in the cab.

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Her new employer doesn't hire anyone who's numerical i.q. is north of room temperature, so we shouldn't really be surprised that she will be yet another anointed source of Fox dumbfuckery.

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Are the leftest checks delivered with lobster?

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Muahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!11!11

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It's your right as a free, white, US American, jeebus-fearin' man.

Unless you're one of those teansgenders. In that case, fuck off. No toaster dick for you.

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And therefore, all of their descendants are too, even 400 years later.

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the curse of Jimmy Carter.

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Yeah, I was shocked how much I heard that when I was moved to small town MN, even though at the time there were no black families closer then Minneapolis...

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A stiff drink or two also helps the palate cleansing. But then next day there's more of the same. It's like a double hangover.

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