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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You don't go to war with the doctor you want....

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I find this Ebola czar particularly hard to fap to.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Seems to me this is the perfect time for Reid to bring Murthy's appointment up for a vote. Let the GOPtards vote "no" on a Surgeon General just as Americans are crapping their pants over the Ebola scare. That ought to play well a few weeks before an election.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4049\/4477907658_8e461a0f02_z.jpg" target="_blank">Murray's </a>libel!

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

I thought having a czar solved the ebola stuff, or do we need a grand duke? A Margrave? A baron? Maybe instead of a czar we need a kaiser?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Obama could nominate Rand Paul for Surgeon General, and Blunt would still find a reason to block it.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Wait, that could explain quite a lot: Was perhaps Harry Whittington wearing a duck suit on that fateful day?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Maybe if they stamp their feet and cry, the last two Presidential elections will have never happened.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Why doesn't Rick Perry get blamed for the terrible handling of the first Ebola case that happened on his watch in Texas?

Ah shit, for a moment there, I forgot how it's <i>always</i> Obama's fault. It's Obama's fault I that forgot it was his fault. THANKS OBAMA

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Would "End Times Ebola Baron" be more acceptable?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

When they came to cut the CDC funding, I said nothing, because I was a Republican, and cutting funding is always good. When they came to criticize the Ebola Czar, I said nothing, because I was a Republican, and criticizing Obama is always good. When they came to block the Surgeon General, I said nothing, because I was a Republican, and anything the NRA wants is fine.

When they freaked the fuck out over Ebola, they came for me (with facts), I blamed Obama, because I am a Republican.

NEVAR FORGET!!

SullivanSt's avatar

GOP blabber for the last six years has basically mostly boiled down to this:

OBAMA MUST DO EXACTLY THIS THING SO WE CAN CRITICIZE HIM FOR DOING EXACTLY THE THING WE TOLD HIM HE MUST DO! INPEEEEEEECH!!!!1!!!

bobbert's avatar

I'm thinking Doc Holliday would at least get the NRA to STFU.