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Wabbit Season!

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You don't go to war with the doctor you want....

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I find this Ebola czar particularly hard to fap to.

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Seems to me this is the perfect time for Reid to bring Murthy's appointment up for a vote. Let the GOPtards vote "no" on a Surgeon General just as Americans are crapping their pants over the Ebola scare. That ought to play well a few weeks before an election.

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Or, more likely, you're normal.

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<a href="https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4049\/4477907658_8e461a0f02_z.jpg" target="_blank">Murray's </a>libel!

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Cancel all the flights, at least!

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I thought having a czar solved the ebola stuff, or do we need a grand duke? A Margrave? A baron? Maybe instead of a czar we need a kaiser?

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Obama could nominate Rand Paul for Surgeon General, and Blunt would still find a reason to block it.

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Wait, that could explain quite a lot: Was perhaps Harry Whittington wearing a duck suit on that fateful day?

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Maybe if they stamp their feet and cry, the last two Presidential elections will have never happened.

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Why doesn't Rick Perry get blamed for the terrible handling of the first Ebola case that happened on his watch in Texas?

Ah shit, for a moment there, I forgot how it's <i>always</i> Obama's fault. It's Obama's fault I that forgot it was his fault. THANKS OBAMA

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Would "End Times Ebola Baron" be more acceptable?

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When they came to cut the CDC funding, I said nothing, because I was a Republican, and cutting funding is always good. When they came to criticize the Ebola Czar, I said nothing, because I was a Republican, and criticizing Obama is always good. When they came to block the Surgeon General, I said nothing, because I was a Republican, and anything the NRA wants is fine.

When they freaked the fuck out over Ebola, they came for me (with facts), I blamed Obama, because I am a Republican.

NEVAR FORGET!!

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GOP blabber for the last six years has basically mostly boiled down to this:

OBAMA MUST DO EXACTLY THIS THING SO WE CAN CRITICIZE HIM FOR DOING EXACTLY THE THING WE TOLD HIM HE MUST DO! INPEEEEEEECH!!!!1!!!

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I'm thinking Doc Holliday would at least get the NRA to STFU.

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