How many bridges must a man drive off before we call him a man? None, because he is just going to sit there in the water and wait to get "rescued" by the nanny state government instead of pulling himself up by his bootstraps, out of a river, which it is his own fault he fell into, because "takers." Like, YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT! Or something.
Is there a happy ending to this story? I hope that the gun is back out on the streets where it can be wielded at tyrannical government buildings and neighbors.
i love you for this.
I thought X-2000 was the broom that Harry Potter flew when he fought the vampires on his way to cast the ring into Dr Doom
I'm pretty sure I saw Fred Flintstone do that also too...
Most of their thoughts aren't new, they're hand-me-downs...
1. Welcome.
2. I'm pretty certain Editrix did that on purpose.
"Hey, I can't even get across out designer borders."
A real man would shoot any ground foolish enough to crumble beneath him.
Ha ha!
"Learned"
Is there a happy ending to this story? I hope that the gun is back out on the streets where it can be wielded at tyrannical government buildings and neighbors.
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Baby's got buoyancy
Condoleeza owns a construction company??
It's a polite jihad.
I thought <i>X-Files</i> were a kind of ship? Pretty sure Darth Valjean flew one in Battleship Galactica.
*pssst* It&#039;s a Jack Nicholson line from Mars Attacks!
Everything he needs to know about physical trauma, he learned from <i>007</i> and <i>Die Hard</i> movies.