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fuflans's avatar

i love you for this.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I thought X-2000 was the broom that Harry Potter flew when he fought the vampires on his way to cast the ring into Dr Doom

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm pretty sure I saw Fred Flintstone do that also too...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Most of their thoughts aren't new, they're hand-me-downs...

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bobbert's avatar

1. Welcome.

2. I'm pretty certain Editrix did that on purpose.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Hey, I can't even get across out designer borders."

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Shypixel's avatar

A real man would shoot any ground foolish enough to crumble beneath him.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ha ha!

"Learned"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Is there a happy ending to this story? I hope that the gun is back out on the streets where it can be wielded at tyrannical government buildings and neighbors.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Baby's got buoyancy

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Condoleeza owns a construction company??

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's a polite jihad.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I thought <i>X-Files</i> were a kind of ship? Pretty sure Darth Valjean flew one in Battleship Galactica.

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Shypixel's avatar

*pssst* It's a Jack Nicholson line from Mars Attacks!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Everything he needs to know about physical trauma, he learned from <i>007</i> and <i>Die Hard</i> movies.

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