Have you been looking at the footage of the devastation caused by Hurricane Harvey and thinking to yourself, "You know what this whole thing really needs is someone to announce that the blame for this natural disaster really falls squarely on the shoulders of gay people and women who have abortions!"
There hasn't been a storm like this for over 500 years in the past. But in the future they'll be a dime a dozen. Y'know, unless people do something to prevent climate change.
B.P. Richfield: This sudden cold snap is a godsend! Dinosaurs are flocking to stores buying Wesayso heaters, Wesayso blankets, and Wesayso old-fashioned hot cocoa mix. [Laughs] We’re going to have the best third quarter in history!Earl: Uh.. Sir, I think this could be the last third quarter in history.Richfield: Oh, don’t turn into one of those environmental doomsayers, Sinclair! Boohoo, it’s raining acid, there’s a hole in the ozone, you’re hurting Flipper! Blah! Bunch of tree hugging pantywaists! They’re always standing in the way of progress, and it’s our job to pave right over them!Earl: I think you’re missing the point, sir. The world may be coming to an end!Richfield: Well, that’s a fourth quarter problem!
Here is some info on the evil Katy Perry: Perry has supported various charitable organizations and causes during her career. She has contributed to organizations aimed at improving the lives and welfare of children in particular. In April 2013, she joined UNICEF to assist children in Madagascar with education and nutrition.[270] On December 3, 2013, she was officially named a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador, "with a special focus on engaging young people in the agency's work to improve the lives of the world's most vulnerable children and adolescents."[271] She arranged for a portion of the money generated from tickets to her Prismatic World Tour to go to UNICEF.[272] In September 2010, she helped build and design the Boys Hope/Girls Hope foundation shelter for youth in Baltimore, Maryland.
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Left(ist) shark?
If the W in "Sword" is silent, shouldn't it be pronounced "Ilkinson"?
There hasn't been a storm like this for over 500 years in the past. But in the future they'll be a dime a dozen. Y'know, unless people do something to prevent climate change.
Remember Dinosaurs?
B.P. Richfield: This sudden cold snap is a godsend! Dinosaurs are flocking to stores buying Wesayso heaters, Wesayso blankets, and Wesayso old-fashioned hot cocoa mix. [Laughs] We’re going to have the best third quarter in history!Earl: Uh.. Sir, I think this could be the last third quarter in history.Richfield: Oh, don’t turn into one of those environmental doomsayers, Sinclair! Boohoo, it’s raining acid, there’s a hole in the ozone, you’re hurting Flipper! Blah! Bunch of tree hugging pantywaists! They’re always standing in the way of progress, and it’s our job to pave right over them!Earl: I think you’re missing the point, sir. The world may be coming to an end!Richfield: Well, that’s a fourth quarter problem!
You mean the shit-for-brains who listen to televangelists and right-wing talk-show hosts? Ah, add Fox "News".
Love it!
You kind of need to get away from any idea of god. Those scumbags have abundantly demonstrated he doesn't exist.
Hey, don't forget the "creation Museum".
Here is some info on the evil Katy Perry: Perry has supported various charitable organizations and causes during her career. She has contributed to organizations aimed at improving the lives and welfare of children in particular. In April 2013, she joined UNICEF to assist children in Madagascar with education and nutrition.[270] On December 3, 2013, she was officially named a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador, "with a special focus on engaging young people in the agency's work to improve the lives of the world's most vulnerable children and adolescents."[271] She arranged for a portion of the money generated from tickets to her Prismatic World Tour to go to UNICEF.[272] In September 2010, she helped build and design the Boys Hope/Girls Hope foundation shelter for youth in Baltimore, Maryland.
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Mmmmmmmm.....chili.....
That one's in Kentucky. It probably protects the denizens of the greater Cincinnati area from being beseiged by hurricanes.
I've always thought so.
All of them - ?
I had one too, and my term papers looked just fine.