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Incoming Ham's avatar

"I’ve talked to a lot of people from Britain that don’t celebrate July the 4th..."

That right there is a product of home schooling at it's best.

bobbert's avatar

I'd probably misevaluate the size of the group, try to strangle the nearest asshole with his strap, and get shot up within thirty seconds (I don't believe most of these fuckheads could do anything in fifteen seconds).

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HAHAHA. Thank you. That helped.

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My Brit friends always told me they celebrated the 4th of July. They differed on what the name was: "Good Riddance", "GTFO", "Fuck, We Thought They'd Never Leave".

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Possibly not. He's inconveniently not-totally-nutball on a few things.

But, with the name, sure.

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Weej, I'm going to treasure "chemosexuals". I'll try to remember to give you credit.

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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*snort*hahahahahahahahahaha

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They're a little ambivalent about the whole 1066 thing.

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♪♫Freedom's just another word for being dead.♪♫

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Yup.

It's made of iron.

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We've been drinking brew for breakfast.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

They thing 'well-regulated' means a high-fiber diet.

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Why, some countries don't even celebrate Guy Fawkes Day or Bastille Day!

Wait... what?

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