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Could be Osama. Could be my grandfather. Both have about as much ability with a remote.

If you zoom in on the other channels he's got in his FAV list, pretty sure it has Bravo, Food Network, Fox News and Lifetime.

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the National Jihad League and its affiliates.

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Here's the Wes Anderson film I want to see: a family of depressed oligarchs travels to Pakistan is search of themselves and meaning in their wretched lives. They end up joining the Taliban and replacing Osama as the new bankrollers of the Islamic Revolution.

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And you're blogging about it.

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I'll take "Things you find in Baba ghanoush" for 500, Alex.

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Bin Laden spent all his time watching his TV, which was plugged into a ratty extension cord, in the basement. He wore clothes in dingy camouflage colors, and had been photographed and videotaped with guns. He supposedly had health problems. Sounds like a teabagger to me

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FTW!

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Hey! That’s the same kind of TeeVee that Ken watches!

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Seriously, it’s kind of obvious that a million dollars in Abbottabad doesn’t buy you much curb appeal

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