If Bristol Palin And Guido Can’t Make It Work, There Is Obviously No Hope At All
You guys, we keep forgetting to watch Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp, and for real we are so sad about it, because this week Bristol Palin left Guido on the side of the road, or in a gas station or something, and their talk afterwards for the cameras is some freakin' Shakespearean shizz yo, like if Shakespeare was emoted by the Frankenstein monster.
Fuck man, the pain of being 23 and with a head full of rocks and inchoate longings that your grunts and wails cannot properly explain, to this, this woman, this siren, who is stuck in your big dumb selfish asshole douchebag soul, it hurts when they say no. At about a minute in, Gino goes on an existential rant of dumb love and pain -- why can't she accept him no matter what a dumb asshole he is, whyyyyyyy, stupid cunt. Guess we have to actually set the DVR.
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