Chris Christie wants America to know that Barack Obama caused the government shutdown by "not bringing people together," and if Chris Christie were in charge, he'd run this railroad a heck of a lot better, by golly:
IE: the shutdown. Please wake me when the dems cave. Oh, and leave a bloody mary and a pistol on the night table. You'll know when I'm done.
Thank you. I needed to hear that.
Who was this???
although decapitations might come in handy...with votes.
He can't even begin to see the hat to shit in, so they'll have to hold it for him. Advantage: Christie
More like a hobby, getting to know the regional differences in fucktardery, the meaning of gerrymandering, etc.
"Ok, everyone, Piggy has the conch. We have to do what he says."
Step outside, lock the door. Walk away. Go have a cheezeburger and fries. Forget why you came to DC in the first place.
Is that the one where you need a baseball bat?
Fat Bastard libel!!!!1!
"On second thought, we're not leaving these two rooms..."
What would Jeebus fund? What programs does our moron base want funded?
What a bunch of brain-damaged fuckwads.
IE: the shutdown. Please wake me when the dems cave. Oh, and leave a bloody mary and a pistol on the night table. You'll know when I'm done.
Yeah sure, Chris, because telling Bruce <em>you&#039;re</em> the boss totally made him requite your enormous manlove for him.
Saint Bernard or GTFO!
A real leader&#039;s not afraid to go out in a blaze of glory.
LARGE AND IN CHARGE.