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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Thank you. I needed to hear that.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Who was this???

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

although decapitations might come in handy...with votes.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He can't even begin to see the hat to shit in, so they'll have to hold it for him. Advantage: Christie

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

More like a hobby, getting to know the regional differences in fucktardery, the meaning of gerrymandering, etc.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Ok, everyone, Piggy has the conch. We have to do what he says."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Step outside, lock the door. Walk away. Go have a cheezeburger and fries. Forget why you came to DC in the first place.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Is that the one where you need a baseball bat?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"On second thought, we're not leaving these two rooms..."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What would Jeebus fund? What programs does our moron base want funded?

What a bunch of brain-damaged fuckwads.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

IE: the shutdown. Please wake me when the dems cave. Oh, and leave a bloody mary and a pistol on the night table. You'll know when I'm done.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah sure, Chris, because telling Bruce <em>you're</em> the boss totally made him requite your enormous manlove for him.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Saint Bernard or GTFO!

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Ikimizi's avatar

A real leader's not afraid to go out in a blaze of glory.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

LARGE AND IN CHARGE.

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