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It’s almost like they don’t want to give up slavery.

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This is where DeJoy’s unchecked fuckery will pay off.

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"Fed-Ex." Ahem. I know those drivers are some of the hardest working people in the USA, but their overlords kinda suck. Almost a universal truth, I guess.

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Not just Clamato, but "Light" Clamato! The Horror.

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It boggles my mind that people go into a store, see that product and buy it. Then they actually CONSUME it. It just...I mean...????

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I really think that if democracy disappears from this country, allowing state legislatures to "override" or "correct" or whatever bullshit verb you want, is going to be the tool by which it's done.

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Poorer states can auction off their Senate seats to raise funds...

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well, in fairness, pretty much NOBODY thought to point out that South Vietnam was run by a corrupt, inept military dictatorship...

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That's not a possum. That's an opossum. http://elelur.com/data_imag.... This is a possum.

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I wonder if there’s a connection between those two stats…

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And that isn't going to end well.

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Well, they chose to be born to wealthy parents, so they were already making good decisions before they were even born.

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Try to avoid being arrested.

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Sure thing, Doctor Feelgood. Right after your drug test.

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4. Dance like a fool in front of a large, hooting crowd.5. Spend a night in the "drunk tank".7. Buy a crowded bar a round.9. Get 86'd from a bar.10. Extravagantly overtip a bartender.11. Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him or her a drink.15. Get carried home by your drinking buddies.21. Hit a dozen bars in one night.26. Give a hobo twenty bucks.29. Eat a pickled egg from the Big Jar.36. Try absinthe.

https://drunkard.com/01-04-...

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Who's going to question them?

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