Dr. Mehmet Oz, (who knew he had a first name?) the ubiquitous teevee shiller of weight-loss supplements and One Weird Tricks, got to take a trip up to Capitol Hill yesterday to get yelled at by some senators for his ceaseless flogging of fraudlicious miracle extracts. Dr. Oz did not appear to have enjoyed the experience one little bit, because if Dr. Oz can't extol the virtues of Green Tea or Green Coffee or Green Beans or Green Machine extracts, his soul will
Next up on Dr. Oz: Vote in our "Who's our least favorite US Senator" contest! Winners receive a free bottle of Green Snake Oil, which, when combined with diet and exercise, may promote a more healthy lifestyle! Or it may kill you - the scientific facts have not yet been determined exactly.
<em>&ldquo;When I can&rsquo;t use language that is flowery, that is exulting, I feel like I&rsquo;ve been disenfranchised,&rdquo;</em>
Some African-American folks from Mississippi want to talk to you about being &quot;disenfranchised&quot;, Doc.
Next up on Dr. Oz: Vote in our &quot;Who&#039;s our least favorite US Senator&quot; contest! Winners receive a free bottle of Green Snake Oil, which, when combined with diet and exercise, may promote a more healthy lifestyle! Or it may kill you - the scientific facts have not yet been determined exactly.
Pay no attention to what&#039;s behind the curtain, because there is literally nothing behind the curtain.
&ldquo;I recognize that oftentimes they don&rsquo;t have the scientific muster to present as fact.&quot;
Why is this guy not a Fucks Gnus contributor?
Thanks, Oprah. :/
From photo Dr Oz: This is tripe (1) - cow&#039;s stomach. My diet recommendations are tripe (2) - something worthless.
<em>&ldquo;When I can&rsquo;t use language that is flowery, that is exulting, I feel like I&rsquo;ve been disenfranchised,&rdquo;</em>
Some African-American folks from Mississippi want to talk to you about being &quot;disenfranchised&quot;, Doc.
NO ONE QUESTIONS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!!!!! NOW GO!!!!!