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So if you discriminate indiscriminately, it's not discrimination?

The genius of the Xtards never ceases to amaze.

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More or less the same way a blah family with a nice house takes all the fun out of white people owning nice houses.

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I'd prefer that their names be immortalized in the Annals of Douchebaggery.

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Because "Bible Buttplug" was taken?

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How about epoxying it to the inside of the urinal?

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Right . . . As if the birth rates among unwed mothers weren't already high enough in the bibble-humping states.

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Indeed. Even more fun is <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=6EVDdt5jrUY" target="_blank">watching the man himself do it</a>.

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My husband and I will also be performing these ceremonies for the LGBT community. WE are even going to be travelling to those states and counties that thought denying marriages will stop the LGBT community from marrying, well the laugh is on them.

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If thet are so strong in the bible belt, why are there so many domestic abuse charges?

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Tara Green should be investigated for the lies she tells in reference to 'why' she stopped marriages at the Clay County court house. Every time I drive by, I simply give the finger to the court house knowing Tara Green works there. Clay County is one of the most unfriendly areas to live. It is predominately made up of Conservative Religious Republicans who call themselves Christians. But 'love' is the farthest thing from their minds.

It is impossible to find 'real' people in this area. The people who are here seem to be programmed to copulate and reproduce just so they can satisfy the traditional norm. Green Cove Springs is one of the dullest areas with the lack of businesses. And we have backwards elected officials such as Tara Green to blame!

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St Johns is my home county. While it's more than 2-to-1 registered Rethugs over Dems, compared to the surrounding counties we are San Francisco. So good for us. Hopefully our county clerk won't get shot by some Duval County pencil-dick standing his ground to protect the sanctity of wife-beating.

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#floridacountyclerk

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Excellent point that I had completely missed.

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Florala libel?

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This is somewhat embarrassing, isn’t it?

It seems we can’t find what you’re looking for. Perhaps searching can help.

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Because calling them the onion belt was a bit too on the nose?

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