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Vienna Woods's avatar

OT, but the Rethugs are scared: "Sen. John Thune, a member of GOP leadership, seconded McConnell. "We were reminded yesterday that this is a liberal president with a liberal agenda," he said."

He says that as if it's a bad thing...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When the only tool you have is a gun, everything looks like a target.

bobbert's avatar

Pistoling your ...

Oh, never mind.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I bet these dudes wish they had pubic option health care now.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’ll stick with a vasectomy thank you very much.

fuflans's avatar

this is a good story for roe v. wade day.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

No, no, no. Dick Armey would charge you 8 Million bucks to not shoot you in the cock.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Peas and.. well, just Peas.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That Electra pistol looks too complex to handle. No wonder guys are blowing their dicks off.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

But Ice Cube said "It'll keep me outta danger / With 16 in the clip and 1 in the chamber" <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfMMvGODkug">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

On the bright side, he's got room in his pants now for a much bigger gun.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Can someone explain again how a "junk shot" is supposed to fix a blown-out oil well?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They wanted to get blown. And they were.

Bullets bounce of a <i>real</i> man's cock under the right conditions.

It's not all bad. Everybody likes working with UNIX.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hey Tommy...is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to HOLY FUCK DUDE! I WAS JUST MAKING A JOKE!!

schmannity's avatar

Is that a gun in your pocket or have you had reconstructive surgery?