Guns don't kill penises, people kill penises : A security guard is hospitalized in the city of San Fernando in the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago after accidentally discharging his weapon and shooting off his penis. According to the Trinidad and Tobago Guardian, the unnamed 33-year-old man was carrying a .38 caliber handgun in his pocket when it went off, striking him in the groin.
OT, but the Rethugs are scared: "Sen. John Thune, a member of GOP leadership, seconded McConnell. "We were reminded yesterday that this is a liberal president with a liberal agenda," he said."
OT, but the Rethugs are scared: "Sen. John Thune, a member of GOP leadership, seconded McConnell. "We were reminded yesterday that this is a liberal president with a liberal agenda," he said."
He says that as if it's a bad thing...
When the only tool you have is a gun, everything looks like a target.
Pistoling your ...
Oh, never mind.
I bet these dudes wish they had pubic option health care now.
I’ll stick with a vasectomy thank you very much.
this is a good story for roe v. wade day.
No, no, no. Dick Armey would charge you 8 Million bucks to not shoot you in the cock.
Peas and.. well, just Peas.
That Electra pistol looks too complex to handle. No wonder guys are blowing their dicks off.
But Ice Cube said &quot;It&#039;ll keep me outta danger / With 16 in the clip and 1 in the chamber&quot; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfMMvGODkug">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
On the bright side, he&#039;s got room in his pants now for a much bigger gun.
Can someone explain again how a &quot;junk shot&quot; is supposed to fix a blown-out oil well?
They wanted to get blown. And they were.
Bullets bounce of a <i>real</i> man&#039;s cock under the right conditions.
It&#039;s not all bad. Everybody likes working with UNIX.
Hey Tommy...is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to HOLY FUCK DUDE! I WAS JUST MAKING A JOKE!!
Is that a gun in your pocket or have you had reconstructive surgery?
Empty Holster.