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Musk reinstating DJT on Twitter would be the best possible thing for our side!

Let the daily reminders of his dangerous insanity be broadcast loud and clear to those who are loathe to vote Dem but are not inclined to turn the country over to a man who apparently in all seriousness questioned whether China was capable of generating hurricanes.

Those people are out there, and we need them on the democracy-defending team, no matter what past political sins they committed.

OUR DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE, PEOPLE. THERE SHOULD BE NO MORE PURITY TESTS FOR ANYONE WHO IS NOW TRYING TO SAVE IT, NO MATTER THEIR PAST POLITICAL SINS, AND THEY HAVE COMMITTED LEGIONS OF SINS I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

If they're pro-democracy now, that is the only thing that matters.

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no no no no noNetherlands, Ukraine, or Portugal from the first batch; I have not listened to the 2nd

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YO! FUCKSTICK! HERE'S THE DEAL ON RECENT INFLATION!

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Phones?

What phones?

He flushed the evidence📱down the Terlet, like any Mob Boss would do.

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Is there any way they can sneak it into, say, a vote for a judge or something?"There you go, one 'aye' for Joe Bleux for circuit judge.""Thanks, Senator! That also funds research for electric cars!"

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"As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

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Along with TOP SECRET documents.

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I can't see the word sovereignty without thinking of this oldie but goodie from GWBush: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Please, let's get some middle school journalism students in here to show these gits what to ask.

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"You don't vote for a queen."

"Then how did you become queen?"

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ULTRA-MAGA! ULTRA-MAGA!

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Indeed 1=1.

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Well, I keep hearing about how they keep sticking in amendments to bills that have nothing to do with bills, so whatever.

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Someone pointed out that when you live in a house with 27 fireplaces, trying to flush docs down the toilet isn't the sharpest idea in the world.

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I wonder if Ms. Jen will continue nard kicking on MSNBC? Or will she not be forced to deal with so many idjits?

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