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Roni Raven, Queen of the Shoes's avatar

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

Musk reinstating DJT on Twitter would be the best possible thing for our side!

Let the daily reminders of his dangerous insanity be broadcast loud and clear to those who are loathe to vote Dem but are not inclined to turn the country over to a man who apparently in all seriousness questioned whether China was capable of generating hurricanes.

Those people are out there, and we need them on the democracy-defending team, no matter what past political sins they committed.

OUR DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE, PEOPLE. THERE SHOULD BE NO MORE PURITY TESTS FOR ANYONE WHO IS NOW TRYING TO SAVE IT, NO MATTER THEIR PAST POLITICAL SINS, AND THEY HAVE COMMITTED LEGIONS OF SINS I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

If they're pro-democracy now, that is the only thing that matters.

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

no no no no noNetherlands, Ukraine, or Portugal from the first batch; I have not listened to the 2nd

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

YO! FUCKSTICK! HERE'S THE DEAL ON RECENT INFLATION!

DahBoner's avatar

Phones?

What phones?

He flushed the evidence📱down the Terlet, like any Mob Boss would do.

Doug Langley's avatar

Is there any way they can sneak it into, say, a vote for a judge or something?"There you go, one 'aye' for Joe Bleux for circuit judge.""Thanks, Senator! That also funds research for electric cars!"

John Hinkle's avatar

"As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

TappinLisa's avatar

I can't see the word sovereignty without thinking of this oldie but goodie from GWBush: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Please, let's get some middle school journalism students in here to show these gits what to ask.

John Hinkle's avatar

"You don't vote for a queen."

"Then how did you become queen?"

Doug Langley's avatar

Well, I keep hearing about how they keep sticking in amendments to bills that have nothing to do with bills, so whatever.

Doug Langley's avatar

Someone pointed out that when you live in a house with 27 fireplaces, trying to flush docs down the toilet isn't the sharpest idea in the world.

TappinLisa's avatar

I wonder if Ms. Jen will continue nard kicking on MSNBC? Or will she not be forced to deal with so many idjits?