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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM.

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Tosca's avatar

A TT informed me that JD stands for Just Disappointing. That works.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

J.D. Vance - very likeable and well liked?

Swamp monsters spontaneously generated from the nameless muck of Okefenokee think he's socially unacceptable.

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Smibo's avatar

Excellent judges of character, those swamp monsters spontaneously generated from the nameless muck of Okefenokee.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It feels like the entire Republican Party is just focused on getting through each day without stepping on their dicks too many times.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Maybe. And maybe not. Sometimes it seems to me that the entire Republican Party is in competition to see who can step on his dick most often, in the shortest time.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

He worked to get disabled vets off "his" 5th Avenue, when they had enjoyed the right to sell things there, since after the Civil War. But, he didn't like the way they looked on "his" 5th Avenue - not classy, you know.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

This is all what a writer for the Atlantic called "a massive and panicky case of projection." As Trump and now Vance emit a river of gaffes, blunders, obnoxiousness and malevolent intentions, their supporters must find corresponding slanders and frantically trowel them onto Trump's opponents, thicker and thicker. It's the only way to justify their support. If Trump is a proven threat to the Constitution, then Harris must be declared the greatest potential threat to the Constitution in the history of America.

They have to do this so that their minds won't explode, but eventually, the cognitive dissonance involved will corrode and ultimately ruin their minds, as surely as an explosion.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Not with a bang, but a whimper. They'll beg that the tolerant liberals should once again help them up, so we can do the whole charade again with different people.

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Major Kong's avatar

"OK, so I saw that statistic. We dove into it, our fact-checker. […] That statistic is actually over decades."

Fox is still running with it.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Of course they are. Fox never met a dishonest statistic that they didn't hype all to hell.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

"Damn lies, statistics, and Fox news."

So reliable, there's talk of naming a new Excel function for it. It will be on the regression tab, of course.

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Major Kong's avatar

"OK, so I saw that statistic. We dove into it, our fact-checker. […] That statistic is actually over decades."

Fox is still running with it.

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Major Kong's avatar

"Let’s also not get into the gall of a guy who constantly brags about his “Person Woman Man Camera TV” cognitive test like he’s Alan Turing breaking the enigma code questioning other people’s cognitive functions." - Great line. Also, does Lindsey Graham have anything to do on a Sunday besides appear on the talk shows?

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Nope. It's not like his state, and mine, was hit by a hurricane on Friday.

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marcus816's avatar

Yeah, nobody likes to hang out with Tim Walz, you just can’t through that mass of people that want to hug him.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Comparing Tim Walz to JD Vance is like comparing Grade A Top Shelf bud to ditch weed.

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marcus816's avatar

And that’s still an insult to ditch weed. ( I like the way you think. 😎 )

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Tecolote's avatar

She's not mentally disabled, she's crazy. Fixed. --Lindsey Graham

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

As someone who has needed two knee replacements due to injuries, I say Trump and Lindsey can go fuck themselves with that ablest bullshit.

And Jesus, can Lindsey possibly be a bigger spineless toady already?

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kbblaldwin's avatar

Watch what you say. He may take that as a challenge.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The kompromat must be the kind of heavy shit that puts people away for a long, long time, even if they're white.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Dead underage male escort.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I also have two knee replacements. People probably can't see it, but then again, I'm only in the third year since. I actually may be too active.

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GEM's avatar

I have one fake knee. My other one is now acting up :-/

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Underdawg23's avatar

The ghost of John McCain should haunt Lindsey for the rest of his sorry ass life. He and Vance are despicable.

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LP's avatar

Graham, Mitch McConnell, and Newt Gingrich are a despicable congressional trio and they've done incredible damage.

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Underdawg23's avatar

Newt will get a private box in hell.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Needs moar pitchforks.

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LP's avatar

With extra devils!

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Underdawg23's avatar

Maximum heat also too.

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tehbaddr's avatar

"When I told some people in Washington, 'I'm going up to New York, we're doing a campaign speech,' they said, 'What do you mean New York? You can't ever — nobody can win. Republicans can't win. I said, 'I can win New York, and we can win New York.' We're going to win," Trump said.

Sure Spanky!

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

And reality drifts west toward the horizon as the sun sets.

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

Lindsey Graham is such a pathetic little grundle huffer. "By 'mentally impaired' he meant 'crazy' and by 'crazy' he meant 'crazy liberal!'" Fucking malignant little clown. Eat shit.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Why do they bother booking him onto these shows? When does he ever say anything useful or true?

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tehbaddr's avatar

"grundle huffer"?

Taint Swoggler!

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freakishlystrong's avatar

Why give them a platform? We all know what they'll say. Rapey McDiaper could molest a five year on Fifth Avenue and Lindsey fucking Graham would be booked on MTP to defend him and call Kamala Harris a commie. It's so fucking awful and predictable.

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