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Pepper. Just Pepper's avatar

Wait! You have Phil, right? You’re my inspiration.

aureolamanita's avatar

I started therapy in a my new town yesterday. It's been about 15 months since my last appointment before the big move. When I walked in, there was a dog lying on the couch. As soon as I sat down and gave her a pat on the head, she flopped herself across my lap, demanding belly skritches. My previous therapist had kinetic sand. I think I leveled up.

miss_grundy's avatar

The cat is arriving at the WH today per Jen. So, will we have picks of the new WH cat for Caturday????

Catbird's avatar

FIRST CAT! Now the Biden Administration can really get something done.

Mark's avatar

Or get into a 10 minute fight sequence.

Wait . .. Biden DOES have the special sunglasses!

Harbinger08's avatar

Is it pronounced "Douchy" or "Dookie"?

revenant's avatar

Probly the next fautrage featured on the Rightwing Wurlitzer; UFOs!!!!! FLYING SAUCER CARAVANS FULL OF MARTIAN MS-13s COMING FOR THE WHITE WOMENZ!!! ALL JOE BIDEN'S FAULT!!!!!

revenant's avatar

and used corn kernels scavenged from the many mounds of horse-pucky that litter the floors at Faux Newz

Pat_Pending's avatar

It's my favorite part of the day!

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Needs moar spelling errors

Dr. Rags's avatar

"......and switch to Comic Sans?"

demodocus's avatar

Does anyone post timestamps of when Doocy gets smacked?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Doocy fils is even dumber than Doocy père!

EDIT: And bear in mind that papa Deuce doesn't know how to change a fucking tire. Little Deuce probably doesn't know how to change his underwear.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

But the more of them that are black plastic bags the better.