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Pepper. Just Pepper's avatar

Wait! You have Phil, right? You’re my inspiration.

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Robert Wesley Fales's avatar

Blushes.

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aureolamanita's avatar

I started therapy in a my new town yesterday. It's been about 15 months since my last appointment before the big move. When I walked in, there was a dog lying on the couch. As soon as I sat down and gave her a pat on the head, she flopped herself across my lap, demanding belly skritches. My previous therapist had kinetic sand. I think I leveled up.

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miss_grundy's avatar

The cat is arriving at the WH today per Jen. So, will we have picks of the new WH cat for Caturday????

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Catbird's avatar

FIRST CAT! Now the Biden Administration can really get something done.

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Mark's avatar

Or get into a 10 minute fight sequence.

Wait . .. Biden DOES have the special sunglasses!

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Cincinnatus's avatar

What is he hiding!11!? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Harbinger08's avatar

Is it pronounced "Douchy" or "Dookie"?

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revenant's avatar

Probly the next fautrage featured on the Rightwing Wurlitzer; UFOs!!!!! FLYING SAUCER CARAVANS FULL OF MARTIAN MS-13s COMING FOR THE WHITE WOMENZ!!! ALL JOE BIDEN'S FAULT!!!!!

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revenant's avatar

and used corn kernels scavenged from the many mounds of horse-pucky that litter the floors at Faux Newz

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Pat_Pending's avatar

It's my favorite part of the day!

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Needs moar spelling errors

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Dr. Rags's avatar

"......and switch to Comic Sans?"

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demodocus's avatar

Does anyone post timestamps of when Doocy gets smacked?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Doocy fils is even dumber than Doocy père!

EDIT: And bear in mind that papa Deuce doesn't know how to change a fucking tire. Little Deuce probably doesn't know how to change his underwear.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

But the more of them that are black plastic bags the better.

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