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See! This is what happens when your totalitarian dictator family doesn't give the heir enough discipline when he's young! Sure, he probably just started out having his nanny disemboweled or having his music teacher drawn and quartered. Parents should set limits and use a little 'tough love'. Now he'll probably nuke South Korea or Japan and it all could have been avoided with better parenting.

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I don't see this little monster making it to "old".

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The <i>other</i> one just wasn't right? Slim pickings indeed, if this guy was the best of the litter.

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Oh yeah . . . <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/It&#039\;s_a_Good_Life_\(The_Twilight_Zone\)" target="_blank">It's a Good Life.</a> To be honest, I'll never understand how it became a holiday classic.

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You can't have too much water in a nuclear reactor!

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Scarlett O'Hara?

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And that whoever replaces him won't be much improvement. Caligula, shake hands w/ Nero!

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If they had an actual pogram, how could anyone tell?

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I thiink we've finally found a Kim less likeable than Kardashian

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tainted ice cream

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George W Bush?

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I love those cowboys, I love their gold, I loved my uncle, God rest his soul, Taught me good, Lord, Taught me all I know Taught me so well, I grabbed that gold And I left his dead ass there by the side of the road

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So Dok is done. Is Kid Zoom going to be the one to carry out the hit?

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Or the American version- uppity

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And if Korean life insurance pays out on political assassination he hit the trifecta

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